Stripteaser Quotes

Erin Grant: I can't still be working here when I go to court. Oh yes your honor; I found a new job... I'm working at the Eager Beaver!

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Erin Grant: I can't still be working here when I go to court. "Oh yes your honor; I found a new job... I'm working at the Eager Beaver!"

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Malcolm Moldowsky: We gotta move on this thing before we get eaten alive!
Congressman David Dilbeck: Move on what? I mean, if this is a shakedown, just get Willie to pay him like he always does. Why drag me into it...?
Malcolm Moldowsky: Because... it's not about money.
Congressman David Dilbeck: It's not?
Malcolm Moldowsky: No. He wants you to persuade Judge Fingerhut to reverse a child custody case, of some stripper.
Congressman David Dilbeck: Who he's porking? You know, that's disgraceful! A man like me, that's disgraceful, to...!
Malcolm Moldowsky: He's not porking her.
Congressman David Dilbeck: [stops, uncomprehending] Well, then why... why does he care?
Malcolm Moldowsky: Because he's *nuts*! That's why he's dangerous. I mean, if he was porking her, then I could talk with him, man-to-man, but this is... this is fruitcake love here.

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Nico: What are you, nuts?
Shad: Yeah, psycho. Delusions of invincibility combined with a strong homicidal urge. I have a kick-your-ass fetish.

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