The Doom Generation Quotes

Amy: If bullshit were music, you'd be a big brass band.

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Amy: I'm so mad at you, I could rip your testicles off and staple them to your ankles. What the **** did you have to go and tell Jordan for?
Xavier: Tell him what?
Amy: What do you think, doorknob? That we got together!
Xavier: Well, didn't you utterly dig it?
Amy: That is not the point!
Xavier: Well, what is the point then, get it? Guilt is for married, old people!
Amy: You're incredible. You're not even human, are you? You're like a life-support system for a cock!

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TV Anchorwoman: Commonly worn by satanists, homosexuals, and other dangerous cults.

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Xavier Red: Sniff my finger. Come on, sniff my finger and tell me it doesn't smell like your girlfriend's sweet, juicy snatch.

Movie: The Doom Generation