Stick It Quotes

Burt Vickerman: You gonna be ready soon?
Haley Graham: Yup.
Burt Vickerman: You gonna hurt yourself?
Haley Graham: Probably.
Burt Vickerman: Just don't get any blood on the equipment.
Haley Graham: ...Too late!

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Haley Graham: Did you see that? Can you believe it?
Poot: Yeah, are you... totally covered in soda or what?
Haley Graham: Yeah, thanks.
Frank: I'm so pissed at that kid, dude. We were totally gonna throw drinks on you. I feel so upstaged.
Poot: I know! Who do they think they are? They think they can just hate on you like that?
Frank: It's a bloody outrage, I tell you!
Poot: They're fakers, that's what! I can't stand fake Haley-haters! WE HATE HALEY MORE, PEOPLE, SO GET IN LINE!
Haley Graham: [whispers] Will you guys shut up?
Poot: Can I be upset?
Haley Graham: Can I go compete?
Frank: Can I eat? I'm so hungry.
Poot: [rubs Frank's head] Let's go get some nachos.

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Haley Graham: Stop being so nasty, Joanne.
Joanne: It's not called gym-nice-stics.

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Joanne: Vic, we need new leotards for championships! All the colleges will be scouting me! [looks at Haley]
Joanne: Not that you have to worry about any of that.
Haley Graham: New leotards might distract the judges and scouts from your lack of talent. It's a solid strategy!

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Tricia Skilken: Go ahead, scratch. You're all zeros anyways.

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[after Haley's first scratch]
Burt Vickerman: Wait. Next time you should stick your tongue out too.
Haley Graham: I would, but my coach likes it when I control my tricks. [he laughs]

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