Kenny Quotes

Kenny: It takes a certain kind of person to do what I do. No-one's ever impressed; no-one's ever fascinated. If you're a fireman, all the kids will want to jump on the back of the truck and follow you to a fire. There's going to be no kids willing to do that with me. So, I don't do it to impress people - it's a job, it's my trade, and I actually think I'm pretty good at it.

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Kenny Starfighter: [speaking to Markus through a hidden mike] Hey, what are you guys doing, don't just sit there!
Markus: We're going to see school nurse now.
Jacqueline: Duh, I know that, ****ing freak!

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Kenny: This is the busiest time of year, this is a crazy time, it just goes bonkers. It's as silly as a bum full of smarties.

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