Steptoe and Son Quotes
Albert Edward Ladysmith Steptoe: [looking at old newspapers] 'Ere, I remember this - Mussolini invades Albania - King Zog flees.
Harold Steptoe: That's nothing mate, we got King Size fleas here!
Harold Steptoe: That's nothing mate, we got King Size fleas here!
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Harold Kitchener Steptoe: [To Albert] You're worse than a fly 'round a cow's arsehole.
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[Harold is fantasizing about his forthcoming cruise]
Harold: Ivory smuggling up the coast of Africa, whale hunting off Antarctica...
Albert: Shipwrecked off Southend!
Harold: Ivory smuggling up the coast of Africa, whale hunting off Antarctica...
Albert: Shipwrecked off Southend!
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