Julie and Carol at Carnegie Hall Quotes

Chorus: [singing a parody of Do-Re-Mi] Many fools can go to school and learn the scale by rote.
Carol Burnett: We have found a ghastly sound for every single note!
Chorus: Ding dong!
Julie Andrews: That's what the bell says.
Chorus: Yum yum!
Julie Andrews: That's what we say when we're eating.
Chorus: Ho ho!
Julie Andrews: That's how Santa's laugh goes!
Chorus: [making kissing sounds] Mwah! Mwah!
Julie Andrews: That's our favorite form of greeting.
Chorus: Wah! Wah! Baby in a bib goes, baby in a crib goes, goo goo goo! [each person proceeds to make a different sound]
Chorus: Hee hee! Giggle giggle! Goody goody! Mwah mwah! Nummy nummy! Yum yum! Itchy-kitchy-koo!
Julie Andrews: Won't you try it too? Won't you try our simple song? I'm sure you'll learn real quick.
Carol Burnett: [scooting away from the chorus] Then you all can sing along if it doesn't make you sick!

TV Show: Julie and Carol at Carnegie Hall