Jessica Quotes

Drew: [hanging up albums with Nick] Do you want gold or platinum?
Nick: Platinum... give me the good stuff.

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Emily: Do you like my new dress? My new old dress?

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Guy: All right, Hamburger Hamlet, Harbor House, Oriental Seafood...
Jessica: Anal Seafood? What?
Tina: Angel Seafood.
Jessica: Oh.
Guy: No, Oriental Seafood.
Jessica: Oriental. [laughs]
Jessica: I thought he said Anal Seafood.

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Helen: What does your therapist say about all of this?
Jessica: Oh, I could never tell my therapist.
Helen: Why not?
Jessica: Because it's private.

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Nick: Listen, Miss Bossy Britches.
Jessica: I'm asking you. I'm not bossing.
Nick: Yes, you are.
Jessica: I'm not. I'm asking you. Please.
Nick: No, you didn't ask.
Jessica: Baby, I'm drunk. Let me be bossy.

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Old man: Look what they're driving. Damn hippies, creeps!
Duncan: Some welcoming committee.
Jessica: I don't think they like our mode of transportation.
Woody: Look at those bandages. I think these guys are left over from the Civil War. [to the old men]
Woody: It's cheaper than a station wagon! [They drive off, laughing]
Old man: Good riddance.

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