McHale's Navy Quotes

Capt. Wallace B. Binghamton: Carpenter, with your loose lips, I'm surprised you haven't sunk a fleet! Now get out of here!

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Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale: [under attack by Vladimir] This guy's a real prick!

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Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale: Remember to try tonight's drink special: Stolen Vodka Surprise. We stole Vladikov's vodka. Surprise!

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Lt. Penelope Carpenter: You know about the Navy's rules against fraternization among officers.
Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale: Well, I guess I'm retired again!

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Capt. Binghamton: I could just scream!

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Capt. Binghamton: Why me? Why is it always me?

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Capt. Binghamton: [grumbling] I could just scream.

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Capt. Binghamton: What is it McHale, what do you want what, what, what?

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Capt. Binghamton: Why me? Why is it always me?

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Lieut. Comdr. Quinton McHale: Great jumping Jehoshaphat!

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Lieut. Comdr. Quinton McHale: Stall em! I don't care how you do it but stall 'em!

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Nurse Molly Turner: I thought you were the 'tiger of the pacific.'
Lieut. Comdr. Quinton McHale: No, I'm a "chicken-livered sissy. Quinton McHale"

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Capt. Binghamton: Commander, how would you and your men like two weeks with nothing to do but play gin rummy, go surfing, have luaus with steel drum bands, dancing girls, hmm?
Lieut. Comdr. Quinton McHale: Two whole weeks? Woo hooo, oh that'd be a wonderful change sir. Yes sir.
Capt. Binghamton: Knock it off McHale. That's what you do every week.

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Ens. Charles Parker: Gee I love that kind of talk.

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