Spice World Quotes

Clifford: [after they have a fall into the Themes] Look at this - front page news again. Suppose the whole ot you had been drowned?
Scary Spice: Well we werent though, were we?
Posh: Speak for yourself
Clifford: What do you think you were doing?
Scary Spice: We were just having fun!
Clifford: Fun?
Baby: Yeah fun, you know like, HAHAHAHA-HA!
Sporty: Look Clifford, we're old enough to take care of our own lives, you know what I mean?
Clifford: You don't have a life - you have a schedule. You are part of a well oiled global machine. There are people everywhere working their *butts* off for you, people like Debra her
Deborah: Er, can you leave my butt out of this? [Clifford signals an ok sign]
Sporty: Oh just don't be so uptight!
Clifford: Uptight? UPTIGHT? You've got a live gig here tomorrow. My job is tpo see that you show up. MY BUM IS ON THE LINE HERE!
Posh: Can we PLEASE leave *butts* and *bums* out of this, for one moment?
Sporty: Look, Clifford, some things are more important than gigs you know!
Clifford: Like what?
Ginger Spice: Like self respect, and our freedom for a START!
Baby: Yeah, and friendship!
Clifford: So what are you saying? Yoiu dont want to show up here tomorrow night?
Ginger Spice: Well, maybe we *don't*!
Baby: What did you just say that for>
Ginger Spice: I dont know, I just sai dit
Scary Spice: Listen you,

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Ginger Spice: Boys, boys! Calm down! Haven't you ever heard of the word "compromisation"?

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Graydon: [Describes what's going on throughout the entire scene] He crashes to the ground. And now the girls come face-to-face with their tabloid tormentor. The evil reporter has been unmaksed and in that moment, Damien's whole worthless life flashes before his eyes because, the girls have made him realize that he's been living a meaningless lie.
Damien: [Lying on the ground, in pain] Oh, d'you know what, girls... you've made me realize... I've been... living a meaningless lie.
Graydon: It's his character's one defining moment, and there isn't a dry seat in the house.
Martin Barnfield: I'm wet already.
Clifford: So, then what? Is that the end?
Graydon: No! Damien goes after the really big evil boss, McMaxford.
Clifford: Well, what about the girls?
Graydon: Well, the girls, they've gotta get to Albert Hall, right? I mean, they've been at the hospital for twelve hours.
Baby: Dennis!
Posh: Out of the ways girls?
Scary Spice: What are you doing?
Posh: Fasten your seatbelts. [Gets in the driver's seat of the Spice Bus, puts her seatbelt on, presses down on the gas pedal, and starts driving like a lunatic]
Dennis: [Getting up off the ground] Hey! That's my bus!
Posh: Come on! What are you doing? What's the matter, are you blind? Come on, what are you doing? Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Sunday drivers! It's only Saturday!
Graydon: And now the Spice Bus is racing across London, through Trafalger's Square. Pigeons are flying up. Guys are diving into fountains. And as it zooms through them all, past Bukingham Palace, Prince William

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Piers Cuthbertson-Smyth: But you do like boys, don't you, Geri?
Ginger Spice: C'mon. [Sarcastically]
Ginger Spice: Is the Pope a Catholic?
Piers Cuthbertson-Smyth: Apparently he is, yes.
Male Reporter: [the next day] And now, the latest news concerning the Spice Girls have questioned the religious conviction of the Pope, but suggesting that he might not be Catholic. We asked the Bishop of Candlemen what he thought.
Bishop: It's a terrible suggestion! Almost blasphemous! Of course the Pope's a Catholic, otherwise he wouldn't've been invited to become Pope, would he? I'd like to know what evidence the Spice Girls have to support these allegations! I really would!

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Posh: It's always the same. I never know what to wear.
Sporty: It must be so hard for you, Victoria. I mean, having to decide whether to wear the little Gucci dress, the little Gucci dress, or... the little Gucci dress!
Posh: Exactly.
Baby: I know, why don't you wear the little Gucci dress?
Posh: Good idea. Thanks, Em.

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[the Spice Girls have al just stormed out after a huge row about an incident where they ran off with two competition winners and several of them fall into the River Thames]
Clifford: So what do you think? No I don't want to hear what you think? [pauses]
Clifford: *What* do you think?
Deborah: I think you have definitely, definitely lost
Clifford: I think I may have just started the breakup of the Spice Girls
Clifford: [as Deborah stalks off] AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!

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