Dalziel and Pascoe Quotes

Det. Supt. Andy Dalziel: [about he's former wife] She's got a tongue as sharp as a fillet knife dipped in arsenic.

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[Jax Ripley has invited Dalziel and Pascoe out for a drink, to placate them about her latest campaign]
Det. Supt. Andy Dalziel: If you continue with this campaign, I will come down on you so hard, you'll wish you'd never been born! [he walks off]
Det. Insp. Peter Pascoe: I'd take that as a no!

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