Smokey and the Bandit Quotes

Bandit: I'm gonna need a speedy car... [Watches as Little Enos begins counting out money]
Bandit: Speedier than that... [Watches as Little Enos counts out more money]
Bandit: Speedier than that.
Little Enos: [Mumbling] I'd like to kick his ass just once.

Movie: Smokey and the Bandit
Cledus Snow: Atlanta to Texarkana and back in twenty eight hours? That ain't never been done before.
Bandit: That's cause *we* ain't never done it.
Cledus Snow: Suppose we don't make it?
Bandit: Hey, we ain't never not made it before, have we?

Movie: Smokey and the Bandit
Cledus Snow: Hey Bandit. Me an' Fred got a question.
Bandit: What you an' Fred want?
Cledus Snow: How come we's doin' this?
Bandit: Why d'you ask?
Cledus Snow: Well they said it ain't never been done before.
Bandit: W'hell thats the reason, son.
Cledus Snow: [shrugs] That's good with Fred.
Bandit: [laughing] Ten-four

Movie: Smokey and the Bandit
Cledus Snow: [at the Coors warehouse in Texarkana] Hey, Bandit! It's only 6: 30 in the mornin'; what time you think they open?
Bandit: [drives a forklift through the warehouse door] They're open now. Let's load up.

Movie: Smokey and the Bandit
Junior: Daddy, I got to pee-pee.
Buford T. Justice: Swallow it. I'm busy!

Movie: Smokey and the Bandit