Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo Quotes

Diane Darcy: [she sees the taxi driver laughing, when really at something other strange he heard about her car and Herbie on the radio, but thinking that it's over the fact that they are missing] Do you think this is something to laugh about?
Taxi driver: [while still chuckling] Forgive me, madamoiselle, I laugh at the radio. Two cars take a ride on the Bateau Mouche. Would you believe such a thing?

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Wheely Applegate: [about a French man's response to a racing story he just told him] I didn't understand what he was saying.
Jim Douglas: That's OK. He didn't understand what you were saying either. Come to think of it, I don't think *I* understood what you were saying.

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[Jim and Wheely both suddenly notice that Herbie is gone]
Jim Douglas: Herbie!
Wheely Applegate: You mean "no Herbie."

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[Max, on the phone at a phone booth, panicking of telling him his news about progress of attempting to get back their stolen diamond]
Max: Double X? Uh, yeah. I'm afraid we- we- we've had another complication.
Insp. Bouchet: [through the phone] I'm beginning to think that you're the complication! [now showing him at his office]
Insp. Bouchet: [nearly yells it through the phone, but suddenly realizes his receptionist just across the glass wall, and gets his voice down and addresses the diamond in a way, so he couldn't hear him talking about the diamond in a way that reveals any clue that he is behind the diamond robbery] THAT- That "item" should have been in my hands by now!
Max: [through the phone] Oh, don't worry, sir. It's still in the gas tank.
Insp. Bouchet: Then bring me the gas tank! What are you waiting for?
Max: [shown on the phone at the phone booth] We've lost them again, sir. We don't know where they are.

Movie: Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo