Smart Guy Quotes

Floyd: [about a teacher] He confiscated your computer?
TJ Henderson: Yeah. He says if I want it back you have to sign this [hands Floyd a note and Floyd signs it]
Marcus: [about his own slip] What about mine?
Floyd: Oh yeah [he crumbles it up]
Marcus: Hey!
TJ Henderson: Well TJ was in pursuit of knowledge. You're in pursuit of a hat that makes you look like a bananna.

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TJ Henderson: I'll try to be more sensitive to the fact that you're dumber than me.
Marcus: That's all I ask!

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Yvette: I answered the phone. I'm sick I need help.

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[after writing a threatening letter to the president, TJ is concerned about goverment agents checking up on him]
Mr. Basil Militich: They wanted to know about what kinds of friends you have.
TJ Henderson: And what did you tell them?
Mr. Basil Militich: I said that you kept to yourself most of the time, a bit of a loner.
TJ Henderson: Oh, thanks a lot! Why didn't you just tell them I'm president of the Saddam Hussein fanclub?
Mr. Basil Militich: ...Are you?
TJ Henderson: No!
Mr. Basil Militich: They were also interested in the books you checked out. By the way, why did you check out that book on gunpowder?
TJ Henderson: It was for science, I was building a volcano!
Mr. Basil Militich: I told them you must be fascinated by explosives. Boom!

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