Smart Guy Quote

[after writing a threatening letter to the president, TJ is concerned about goverment agents checking up on him]
Mr. Basil Militich: They wanted to know about what kinds of friends you have.
TJ Henderson: And what did you tell them?
Mr. Basil Militich: I said that you kept to yourself most of the time, a bit of a loner.
TJ Henderson: Oh, thanks a lot! Why didn't you just tell them I'm president of the Saddam Hussein fanclub?
Mr. Basil Militich: ...Are you?
TJ Henderson: No!
Mr. Basil Militich: They were also interested in the books you checked out. By the way, why did you check out that book on gunpowder?
TJ Henderson: It was for science, I was building a volcano!
Mr. Basil Militich: I told them you must be fascinated by explosives. Boom!

TV Show: Smart Guy

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