Significant Others Quotes

Alex: [Alex is trying to explain something to the spanish speaking maid Carlotta] So I just wanted to talk to you about Rodney. Devon and I are going to take over driving him to school every morning, so you don't have to do it anymore.
Carlotta: You're going to go to driving school today?
Alex: School, yes. Driving, yes.
Carlotta: Driving School.
Alex: [Devon enters] Baby, Baby, she's not understanding the driving Rodney to school thing.
Devon: Uh. No necesitamos, uh, drive, uh, our chiclet to school.
Carlotta: Chiclet is bubble gum.
Devon: [to Alex] See there's a couple different types of Spanishes.
Carlotta: No, no, no, no.
Devon: There's like Castilian and then there's plain old Mexican.

Movie: Significant Others
James: Hey Cynthia, how are you?
Cynthia: I'm good. How are you?
James: I'm good. I'm good.
Cynthia: So where's this Bob?
James: Oh he's coming, he's on his way. You look, uh, different. More covered up than normal.
Cynthia: It's a little cold out.
James: Yeah.
Cynthia: I hope that's okay.
James: No, no, its the red, is very, its bright. It's like a...baboon's ass or something.
Cynthia: Ha ha 'k.
James: That came out wrong.
Cynthia: [awkward silence] Where's Chels?
James: Chelsea's, yeah she's in the um in the bathroom.
Cynthia: Okay.
James: All right, off you go. [under breath]
James: Get out of my kitchen.

Movie: Significant Others