Mean Creek Quotes

George: Whoever didn't bring life jackets on a boat trip is a moron.

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Marty: Woo. Ah, ya... Nothing beats a good piss in the river. Except of course a good ole romping session of a stupid, ugly, dumb, pathetic piece of ****.
Rocky: Yeah, about that - I wanna call it off.
Marty: I'm not laughing.
Rocky: Dead serious.
Marty: You mean to tell me that you get me all juiced up over this, I steal my mother's car and come down here on a Saturday, when I could be at home, watching television? I'm out here on this river with a bunch of munchkins who are sober as hell and bringing me down... and now you tell me that we don't even get to do what we came here for?

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Clyde: [Marty holds a joint in front of Clyde's face] What'd I tell you?
Marty: You don't smoke herb?
Clyde: Yeah, so get it out of my face.
Marty: Faggot.
Marty: [Clyde gives disapproving look] Clydo, I'm just ****ing with you, your not a faggot, all right? Okay? Fist bump? Fist bump? [Clyde bumps his fist]
Marty: All right zero kill.
Marty: Besides, I like your dads, Clyde, I never knew any homosexual men personally until I met them, they're not so bad. [in mocking feminine voice]
Marty: Don't you think so Rocky?

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George: So, let's see the penis! Bring on the penis!

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George: [George takes a bite of the sandwich] Hmmm. Yum. Did you make these yourself? You'll, you'll have to give me the recipe some time.
Clyde: It's peanut butter and jelly.

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Rocky: Sam, I'm your older brother. You gotta trust me on this.
Sam: But I don't trust you.

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