The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy Quotes

Arthur: I seem to be having this tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
Slartibartfast: What?
Arthur: Sorry, fatuous thing to say.
Slartibartfast: Yes, I thought so.

Movie: The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur Dent: Good grief. Is this really the interior of a flying saucer?
Ford Prefect: Yes. What do you think?
Arthur Dent: Well, it's a bit squalid, isn't it?

Movie: The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur Dent: How did we get here?
Ford Prefect: We hitched a lift.
Arthur Dent: Excuse me! Are you trying to say that we just stuck out our thumbs and some green bug-eyed monster stuck his head out and said "Hi, fellas, hop in, I can take you as far as the Basingstoke roundabout"?
Ford Prefect: Well, the thumb's an electronic sub-ether device, the roundabout's at Barbard's Star, six light-years away, but otherwise that's more or less it.
Arthur Dent: And the bug-eyed monster?
Ford Prefect: [grinning] It's green, yes.

Movie: The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy
Max Quordlepleen: And lastly, a party of devout believers from the Church of the Second Coming of the Great Prophet Zarquon. [Applause]
Max Quordlepleen: Still waiting for the Second Coming? Well, fellows, let's hope he hurries. He's got eight minutes left. [Laughter]
Max Quordlepleen: No, but seriously, no offense meant. I know one shouldn't make fun of deeply-held beliefs. So, I think, a great big hand for the Great Prophet Zarquon - [Applause]
Max Quordlepleen: - wherever he's got to.

Movie: The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy
Zaphod Beeblebrox: Okay. So, ten out of ten for style, but minus several million for good thinking, huh?

Movie: The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy
Zaphod Beeblebrox: Every time I try to operate one of these black controls, which is labeled in black on a black background, a small black light lights up black to let me know I've done it. What is this, some kind of galactic hyper-hearse?

Movie: The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy
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Arthur Dent: So this is it... we're going to die!

TV Show: The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy
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Marvin: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.

TV Show: The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy
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Marvin: Life. Don't talk to me about life.

TV Show: The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy