Seizure Quotes

Gas Station Attendant: I can't take credit cards.
Charlie Hughes: Why?
Gas Station Attendant: They had it counted for the investigation.
Charlie Hughes: Listen idiot, this is a VIP card.
Gas Station Attendant: Look Jack,
Charlie Hughes: No Charles Hughes, not Jack, did I say my name was Jack?
Gas Station Attendant: Jack, I don't think you would like being called an idiot.
Charlie Hughes: Wait a minute, wait a minute, my name is not Jack. It's Charles Hughes!
Gas Station Attendant: I don't care if your named was Rockefeller, nine dollars and twenty three cents.
Charlie Hughes: No not Rockefeller, Hughes, Charles Hughes, do you know what that means? You see that sign up there? I own two percent of that sign. That sign licenses you to sell gasoline. On Monday morning, that sign no longer licenses you to sell gasoline, because I own two percent of that sign, which means I own two percent of you. I don't want my two percent of you, so I'm going to get rid of it now! You understand what I mean? I hope you do, because there's a great big gasoline station down the road, selling great big gas to great big people, maybe you can get a job there fixing flats understand!
Gas Station Attendant: Nine dollars and twenty three cents, cash!
Charlie Hughes: Okay here's ten dollars for your shot keep the change, because you're going to need it! Remember the name? Hughes!
Gas Station Attendant: Okay, Charles Hughes. Oh Mr. Hughes? Screw you!

Movie: Seizure