Herbie Rides Again Quotes

Waiter: The giant lobster is very good tonight sir. Uh, of course. No lobster.

Movie: Herbie Rides Again
Willoughby Whitfield: [rehearsing to his mirror] Uncle Alonzo, I've dropped by to talk to you man to man, so I can look you squarely in the eye. [he dabs makeup around his eye]
Willoughby Whitfield: No, I'm wearing make-up because of a black eye. A girl hit me in the face with a boiled lobster the moment I mentioned your name. [glances at his note cards]
Willoughby Whitfield: This same wonderful, intelligent, clear-sighted girl was able to convince me what kind of a person you really are. [looks at notes]
Willoughby Whitfield: I do not hold with your scheme of cheating Mrs. Steinmetz out of her home so that you may build your concrete anthill on the spot where she has known so much happiness. Hm. [looks at notes]
Willoughby Whitfield: I think you are despicable, greedy, grasping, and wholly without principle or pity. [pause]
Willoughby Whitfield: I also believe you are not a nice person.

Movie: Herbie Rides Again
Willoughby Whitfield: Please, Miss Harris, I can't believe Uncle Alonzo would do things like that.
Nicole Harris: Wait a minute! Uncle? He's your uncle? You rotten spy! [She takes a lobster from the waiter's tray and smacks Willoughby, knocking him over the railing and into the water]

Movie: Herbie Rides Again
[Alonzo Hawk is lying on the couch in his office after having an angry fit over the phone with his nephew]
Lawyer: Don't worry, Mr. Hawk. I'm sure you'll feel better in the morning.
Alonzo Hawk: Ah, stop talking like an idiot. I feel better right now! Alonzo Hawk can be betrayed, but he is never defeated! Out of my way! [Gets up and moves to his desk]
Alonzo Hawk: Since none of you pitful excuses for men have enough muscle to move a feeble little old lady off her property, I'll go and do it myself, like I have to everything that's important around here.
Lawyer: Now, Mr. Hawk...
Alonzo Hawk: Oh, shut up! We'll start on Number 1 - Harassment! And I wrote the book on harrassment - We'll shut up her phone, turn off her water; we'll sic the Health & Building inspectors on her, steal her dog.
Lawyer: She doesn't have a dog.
Alonzo Hawk: What do you mean she doesn't have a dog? A little old lady living in a place like that? Who does she look for? How does she get around?
Lawyer: She has a little car she goes everywhere in.
Alonzo Hawk: Well then, you fellows go and pick it up!
Lawyer: Yes, Mr. Hawk! [the lawyers start to leave]
Alonzo Hawk: [Mutters to himself] Bunch of lame-brains! [shouts to his lawyers]
Alonzo Hawk: Hold it! Hold it! You fellows will probably even foul up on a simple assignment like this. The first team is on the job now - I'LL go and pick the car up myself! [Gets up and walks out of the office]
Alonzo Hawk: Over-rated cage of PINHEADS!

Movie: Herbie Rides Again