Flesh Gordon Quotes

Dr. Flexi Jerkoff: Do you take me for a fool? Do you think I don't know you've come here to steal the plans to my new interstellar hydro-combustion miracle-patented micro-teflon nuclear gamma strato rocketship-grade missile? Which was twenty years in the making? [Shows blue prints]
Dr. Flexi Jerkoff: And employs a new updraft design which lifts the ship on small spirals of synthetic strontium pellets? [puts blueprints back in jacket]
Dr. Flexi Jerkoff: Do you think I don't know that? Well, I've never even heard of it. So you're barking up the wrong tree.

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Flesh: Don't worry Dale, I'll only stick it in halfway.

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Monster: Nobody burns my ass and gets away with it, Gordon.

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