Sam sam Quotes

L.Q. Jones: Ride the High Country is to me - and to many, many people - the best Saturday-afternoon-hold-your-girls'-hand-eat-popcorn-and-enjoy-the-movie ever made.

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Nancy: My lawyer will call your lawyer.
Allan: I don't have a lawyer. Have him call my doctor.

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Sam: [Speaking to a hotel concierge] You know, you look just like Evelyn Morrison; famed B-movie star
Evelyn Morrison: I AM Evelyn Morrison, you cur!
Sam: Actually I'm more of an Irish Wolfhound than a cur... I've seen all your movies!
Max: My favorite was Robot Terror From Beyond the Galaxy
Sam: Is that the one where the alien says Klaatu barada nikto?
Max: No, that's Vampires In Prison

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Sam: Do you have any...?
Bosco: Boy, I'm standing buck naked on an empty stage, miles below the surface of the Earth! Do I look like I have anything?
Sam: [looks at Max, who shrugs, then continues anyway] Do you have any chainsaw gasoline?
Bosco: [to camera] I really *am* in Hell.

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Stinky: [Whizzer is selling "Fruit of Forbidden Knowledge Cider"] Maybe you two can give me some advice. Mr. Whizzer's offer sounds *very* tempting...
Max: Now it all comes down to your per-bottle cut. Don't accept anything less than ten percent for the first year, with quarterly renegotiations.
Whizzer: Done!
Sam: Shut up, Max!

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