Sabrina the Animated Series Quotes

Salem: [Sabrina is riding her bike and Salem is in the basket] Watch out, Vikings playing hopscotch!

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Zelda: You were only 200 years old, you were just a kid.

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Sabrina: [bored] I can't believe we're going to Monument Island to learn about Johnny Cakes. Gemeni "Gem" Stone: What's a Johnny Cake?
Sabrina: It's like a pancake, except the natives didn't have any flour so they used sawdust.

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Salem: I said if I could find Sabrina I'd be happy as a clam. Next thing I know, I'm a giant bivalve. Go figure.

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[The theme of the school dance]
Sabrina: The rocking '80s.
Hilda: '80s?
Zelda: I think she means the 1780s!
Hilda: Oh.

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[Has created a new plant]
Uncle Quigley: I'll name it after the both of us. I'll call it the Squigley.

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[Salem accidentally swallows a button]
Sabrina: Did you swallow it?
Salem: It's not the ingestion I'm worried about. It's the out-jestion.

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[The theme of the school dance]
Sabrina: The rocking '80s.
Hilda: '80s?
Zelda: I think she means the 1780s!
Hilda: Oh.

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Hilda: I babysat for Atilla the Hun.

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Hilda: Morning, Salem.
Salem: Morning, Hilda.
Zelda: [Disguised as Hilda] 'Morning, Salem.
Salem: 'Morning, Hilda... Huh?

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Hilda: We qualify for the senior citizen age.
Box Office Attendant: I'll have to see some I.D.
Hilda: [Shows ancient birth certificate] Signed by the Pharroh himself!

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Zelda: [to Salem] Touch that egg and you're getting a major flea bath!

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Zelda: Time for a little brain wash, rinse, dry and fold.

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Zelda: While we're at the Halloween ball, we need someone to look after Sabrina.
Salem: Hey what am I? Chopped liver?
Hilda: But you're a cat.
Salem: I'm also older than you and I can lick my back.

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Zelda: You were only 200 years old, you were just a kid.

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Salem: [Noticing Sabrina unhappy] I've coughed up hair balls that looked happier than you.

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Salem: [on Sabrina's poor baseball pitch] It calls for a sinker, not a stinker!

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Salem: [Sabrina is riding her bike and Salem is in the basket] Watch out, Vikings playing hopscotch!

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Salem: Can you keep it down? I'm trying to concentrate.
Hilda: You're playing tic-tac-toe.
Salem: And losing thanks to you.

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Salem: Give Gem a chance. After all, she's not that bad.
Gem Stone: By the way, that is the ugliest cat I've ever seen.
Salem: Turn her into a mouse and leave the rest to me!

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Salem: I said if I could find Sabrina I'd be happy as a clam. Next thing I know, I'm a giant bivalve. Go figure.

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Salem: I'll have to call you back, I got Scorsese's people on the other line.

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Salem: Tell me where the cat nip is or I'll blackmail it out of you.

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Salem: The Wicked Witch of the West is from Pennsylvania.

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Salem: Welcome to Sabrina's Quizmasters! Here's the question: When witches make a BLT, they use bacon, lettuce and...?
Sabrina: Toes!
Salem: Wrong! The answer was cement.

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Salem: Why are you dressed like The Brady Birds?

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Tim the Witch Smeller: You haven't seen the last of me!
Hilda: Yeah well I didn't really like seeing the first of ya.

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Uncle Quigley: You three are grounded!
Salem: Good move, Quigster!
Uncle Quigley: You're grounded too, Salem, I hate it when you call me Quigster.

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Sabrina: [bored] I can't believe we're going to Monument Island to learn about Johnny Cakes.
Gemeni "Gem" Stone: What's a Johnny Cake?
Sabrina: It's like a pancake, except the natives didn't have any flour so they used sawdust.

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Sabrina: [Dangling over hole] I'm losing my grip!
Salem: [sarcastically] You can say that again!

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