Romy and Michele - In the Beginning Quotes

Iowa Tourist: [he thinks they are hookers by how they are dressed] Here, girls. [he hands them a dollar for a soda]
Iowa Tourist: I will pray for God to lead you to a better life.
Michele Weinberger: Thanks. Wow, people in LA are just so nice.
Police Officer: LAPD. You're under arrest. [she pushes them up against the soda machines]
Police Officer: Hands against the machines.
Michele Weinberger: Under arrest for what?
Police Officer: Solicitation.
Romy White: What? We even haven't had sex... in like months. [the officer frisks Romy in a very personal spot]
Romy White: Where *exactly* do you think I'm hiding a gun?
Police Officer: [the officer goes to Michele next] C'mon spread 'em.
Michele Weinberger: This is all a really big mistake.
Police Officer: Oh, yeah? That's for the judge to decide. Once money changes hands, you ladies have earned yourself a trip downtown.
Michele Weinberger: Money? You mean this dollar? He gave this to us to buy a tab with!
Police Officer: Uh-huh.
Romy White: It's true! What do you think she's gonna do for a dollar? Lick his neck?

TV Show: Romy and Michele - In the Beginning