Reunion Quotes

Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [advice to Vanessa and Lisa about what to do with a bad man] Cook a big pot of grits, bring him into the kitchen, then toss the grits on him. Then after you toss them, swat him with a frying pan. You gotta get you a good balanced weight, toss and swat, toss and swat, Venus and Serena, that's called grit ball.

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Mrs. Edna Garrett: [on the phone] Harper's where? Blair's what? Thanksgiving's WHEN?

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"Mable "Madea" Simmons: [to Ronnie] You put a hand on her, I'm going to jail.

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Mable "Madea" Simmons: [singing] Rock-a-bye baby on the tree top, we're going to the clinic to find out who was on top.

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Michele: Remember the prom? You got so thin by then.
Romy: Oh, I know. I was so lucky getting mono. That was like the best diet ever.

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Walter Baylor: [holding a knife] One more move and she gets a hole where she doesn't need one.

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