Stoned Quotes

Mrs. Van Stone: Randy, Lonnie... You guys are 29. You're unemployed. You live at home. Don't you think if the "Rock Star Dream" was going to happen, it would've by now?
Lonnie Van Stone: It happened for you, didn't it?
Randy Van Stone: Yeah, you chased your "dream" for years and it finally came true.
Mrs. Van Stone: I don't consider making sweet love with Three Dog Night's road crew a life long dream come true... It was just more like a fantasy. A wonderful, wonderful fantasy.
Randy Van Stone: ...I was talking about your dream of finally becoming a Licensed Registered Nurse.
Mrs. Van Stone: Oh yeah, that too.

Movie: Stoned