The Collector Quotes

Captain Howard Cheney: You got a smart mouth, and it's gonna get you in trouble someday.
Thelma: Yeah, and it also may bite your ass if you don't stop tryin' to aggravate my patient!

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Colquhoun: You're a grumpy old cunt. I almost got used to having you around.
Gary Keltie: You're a grumpy old cunt, sir!

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Freddie Clegg: What's got four ears and eight legs?
Miranda Grey: What?
Freddie Clegg: Two dogs.

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Val Dryden: Keltie came to the house today.
Nickie Dryden: That cunt came to the hoose?

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