Return to the Batcave - The Misadventures of Adam and Burt Quotes

Adam West: [reading an invitation left on his front door] Alfred! I need you! [opens closet]
Adam West: Ah, what to wear? [sees one suit]
Adam West: Eh, too flashy. [sees another one]
Adam West: Too stuffy. [sees another one]
Adam West: Too formal. [comes across his old Batman costume]
Adam West: Too retro.
Jerry the Butler: [patiently after coming into the room] It's not Alfred, Mister West. It's Jerry. Alfred was the guy on the tv-show.
Adam West: There's a charity event at the car museum tonight. It seems I'm expected.
Jerry the Butler: [reads invitation] A little last minute, isn't it?
Adam West: Charity doesn't punch a clock, my friend.
Jerry the Butler: I guess you'll be needing your tuxedo.
Adam West: Nooo. I think something a little more in keeping with the times. Something a little less formal. Something... Clooneyish.

TV Show: Return to the Batcave - The Misadventures of Adam and Burt
Sexy fan: Can I get an autograph, too? [exposes a portion of her left breast for Adam to sign on]
Adam West: You know this is a... permanent marker.
Sexy fan: Good. I hope it lasts forever.

TV Show: Return to the Batcave - The Misadventures of Adam and Burt