Project Runway Quotes

Gudalupe: (to Tim, talking about her design) I thought it looked like crap.
Tim: I'm not going to debate that.
Gudalupe: Yeah, it looked like crap.
(They stare at the design)
Tim: I'll leave you alone.

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Zulema: (to Kara) I don't care if you gotta cry and cut, but cry and cut. Don't stop and cry - cry and WORK!

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Santino: (singing) Tim Gunn, Tim Gunn, if he calls your name you're done.

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Andrae: Off with her head!

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Heidi Klum: I'm ready to give Santino an 'auf wiedersehn' right now!

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Santino: (imitating Michael Kors) "She looks like... like a baboon's ass exploded all over her backside!" Okay Michael, what else?

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Sweet P: (about Christian) He's making like 15 pieces and I'm on my first pattern.

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Daniel V: It's a motherfucking walkoff!

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Santino: (imitating Tim) Designers, up until now you all f*kin' sucked. However, go out there and kick butts!

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Tim Gunn: (about Nick's new model) She looks like an elongated marshmallow.

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Nick: I just had to stay for the damn 'make a dress out of flowers' challenge.

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Tim Gunn: What happened to Andrae?

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Tim: Andrae..look at all this flotsam and jetsam!
Andrae: I know, it looks like I've done yard work.

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Andrae: Is there anyone else out there like Santino? In the world? I don't think so. And if there is, don't call me, because one is enough.

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Tim Gunn: (to Chloe) You just have to say all these things on the runway: "Nina, I wanted her to look like she had a big fat ass."

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Tim Gunn: Daniel, we're glad you came back, and maybe we'll see you for Season 3 as well.
Daniel Franco: You might. You just might.
(Awkward silence)
Daniel Franco: I love you, Heidi.

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Rachael: (on being Zulema's model) At one point she asked me if she could glue the dress to me, and I was like, "I'm kind of a real person."

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Chloe: Lack of sleep is making me a diva.

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Christian: I... was given Kerry. I said "What you like?". And she said "I don't like print, I don't like color, I would never wear a dress, I would never wear a skirt, I don't like to show my arms and I wear black everyday and a pair of jeans". So I got very scared and I was like "Okay... Because she doesn't like ANYTHING!!".

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Heidi: You can almost not see the dress because you're so distracted by the piece in the front.
Daniel V: But it kept you looking, didn't it?
Heidi: But not in a...positive way.

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Stacey: (to Tim) What if I put them along here? That could be quite special!

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Jeffrey: Poor Vincent. He's obviously nuts.

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(When picking teams, Angela is the only one left)
Vincent: Well, I'm happy to work with Alison.
Angela: Angela.

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Robert: There are enough rhinestones.
Kayne: Robert, we bought four million bags of rhinestones, we will put them on till our fingernails bleed.
Robert: She's a beauty queen, not a disco ball!

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Vincent: (to Angela) I need you to step three feet away from me.
Angela: I'll step back a foot and a half, if you step back a foot and a half.

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Vincent: (on working with Angela) This was the nightmare of my life.

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Jeffrey: What if Bradley goes home on his birthday? That's all I'm saying.

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Robert: See, I have this thing about stories. I hate them. I think they're stupid.

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Keith: God help us all, I hope Bradley's not out, but he is taking way too long with his garment. I don't know what the hell's going on. If he would have just gone with his vision, it still couldn't have been any worse than anything that Angela did.

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Keith: (about Angela's design) She's making an outfit right now for the dog show that's like a big bag of Skittles. Purple and pink and scary.

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