Phone Booth Quotes

Pizza Guy: [knocks on Phone Booth] 'Scuse me.
Stu: I'm tryna make a call here.
Pizza Guy: This is for you. Half pepperoni, Half mushroom, Extra crisp.
Stu: You ever heard of delivering a Pizza to a ****ing Phone Booth? I don't think so.
Pizza Guy: [Reads address label on Pizza] Gentleman occupying Phone Booth, 53rd between Broadway and 8th.
Stu: It's a mistake.
Pizza Guy: What am I supposed to do with the pie? It's all paid for?
Stu: Homeless guy just ran the block, give him the Pizza and say 'You can turn away from it but you can't make it go away', how's that?
Pizza Guy: [Tries to open Phone Booth door] But, they always...
Stu: [Stu gets agitated] GET OFF THE ****ING PIZZA ALRIGHT?
Pizza Guy: That language is uncalled for.
Stu: Holy ****. I'm sorry. Please return to sender. **** OFF! Here you go, $5, eat the pizza yourself, you look like you could use a good meal.

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The Caller: There are rounds left in it.
Stu: I totally couldn't give a ****.

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Capt. Ramey: And Jonah, don't look up!

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Stu: My two-thousand dollar watch is a fake, and so am I.

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The Caller: If only you had dealt with the man decently, this might not have been necessary.
Stu: I offered him money. I offered him my watch.
The Caller: But not your respect, which is what he really wanted. You were dismissive just as you were to the nice pizza guy. You are guilty of inhumanity to your fellow man.

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The Caller: And I wanted to **** her.
Stu: And I wanted to sleep with her.
The Caller: No, and I wanted to **** her. Say it. SAY IT!
Stu: And I wanted to **** her. I'm sorry.
Kelly Shepard: Whatever you did, I don't care. [Sobs sweetly]
Kelly Shepard: Please just... come out of the booth, OK?
Stu: That's all I did. That's all I did, I'm sorry. [to the caller]
Stu: Alright, I've done what you asked. That's it. I've had enough of this game.
The Caller: I haven't.
Stu: You said you'd let us go.
The Caller: I changed my mind.
Stu: You miserable ****! You can't do this... you can't do this to me. I took all your ****... I did everything you ****ing asked. [the Caller just starts laughing again]
Stu: Alright, you lied to me. I've had enough of this game. I've ****ing had enough. You go **** yourself. Later. [Hangs up]

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