The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys Quotes

Tim: Are you with me here, altar boy?

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Francis Doyle: Damnit Sullivan, I don't believe it, we just knocked out a cougar with a K-Mart blow gun!

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Mrs. Doyle: [Francis is drawing a girl, remarkably resembling Margie] Girlfriend?
Francis Doyle: I don't have a girlfriend.
Mrs. Doyle: From the body, I'd guess Farrah Fawcett-Majors. From the face, I'd say that Flynn girl.

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Tim: Don't you ever tell me to get real. I know what ****ing real is okay.

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