Orange County Quotes

Mr. Burke: Now, when I say Romeo and Juliet, who comes to mind?
Dana: Claire Danes?
Mr. Burke: That's right, Claire Danes. Who else?
Chad: Leonardo DiCaprio.
Mr. Burke: Right. Who else? Well, you know someone else was involved in that movie who in some ways is as famous as Leonardo Di Caprio. And his name is William Shakespeare. And some great movies have been made based on his plays: Hamlet, West Side Story, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Waterworld, Gladiator, Chocolat...

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Talan Torriero: [after being told that Kristin went to meet Stephen] Oh, great. It's just closure. Closure was last week.

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Bud Brumder: [Exhales at his ex-wife] I need a drink. Do you have any beer, Coyote Ugly?

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Bud Brumder: A writer? What do you have to write about? You're not oppressed. You're not gay.

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Mr. Burke: Hehe poop.

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Trey Phillips: [to a midget] What? You wanna go?

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