Big Trouble Quotes

Airport Officer Arch Ridley: [Agent Greer just pushed him up against a support wall] Name's Arch Ridley. Tell me what you need. Please don't kill me.
Pat Greer: We're tracking a couple of scumbags, with one, maybe two hostages and a big metal suitcase. Anybody in this crackerjack system of yours see anything like that?

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Eliot Arnold: I hope you're not gonna give me a ticket for this.
Officer Walter Kramitz: If I don't see them, I don't write them.

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Bruce: I hope you realize you've just committed assault.
Henry Desalvo: I know, I know. Time was, you actually had to hit somebody.

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Eddie: Let's get the hell outta here, Snake. I think I hear one of them silent alarms.

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Jack Burton: This is gonna take crackerjack timing, Wang.

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[Matt and Andrew are getting prepared for a big water gun war at their friend, Jenny, in her home]
Andrew: So, what's the plan? Through the front?
Matt Arnold: [sarcastically] Yeah. It's Matt Arnold. I'm here to kill your daughter, Jenny. [truthfully]
Matt Arnold: No, we gotta go over the wall, dickweed. I just she doesn't see this stupid turdmobile.

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