One A.M. Quotes
Mandrake: You're a groundhog.
Grover Groundhog: That gives you one dollar. Do you care to try for two?
Grover Groundhog: That gives you one dollar. Do you care to try for two?
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Mitch: Well, everything's set on his end. Now we tie up the other end.
Dan: Where's that?
Mitch: The border - Royce City.
Dan: That hellhole? There's nothing there but lice!
Mitch: That's what we're looking for, isn't it - human lice?
Dan: Present company not excepted?
Dan: Where's that?
Mitch: The border - Royce City.
Dan: That hellhole? There's nothing there but lice!
Mitch: That's what we're looking for, isn't it - human lice?
Dan: Present company not excepted?
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Nami: What's that Luffy?
Monkey D. Luffy: This armor will protect me from harm!
Roronoa Zoro: AHHH! The armor broke!
Monkey D. Luffy: This armor will protect me from harm!
Roronoa Zoro: AHHH! The armor broke!
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Noah Cullen: [after covering Joker's face with mud so it doesn't show in the moonlight] There, now just the meanness shines through.
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Paula: Remember Chicago? Fate? Kismet?
Richard: No, I don't remember, Paula. You got me drunk.
Richard: No, I don't remember, Paula. You got me drunk.
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Peyton: I heard you were naked in his car.
Brooke: No, I was partially naked. At one point I had mittens on cause it was cold.
Brooke: No, I was partially naked. At one point I had mittens on cause it was cold.
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Rio: You may be a one eyed jack around here, but I've seen the other side of your face.
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Ron White: My wife and I have a tour bus on which we have 3 dogs, 2 of which are Scottish terriers, because if you drink enough Johnnie Walker products, eventually they just send you the dogs. Our Scottish terriers' names are Birdie and Bogey, and someone said, "That's cute. You named your dogs after your golf game." I said, "If I named my dogs after my golf game, they'd be named Double Bogey and Where The Hell Is That Ball Going." Which is kind of a long name for a pet.
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Soviet Guard: This is the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, people do not simply vanish without a trace!
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Usopp: Talking's easy, but we'll need true strength for the battle. What are you guys capable of?
Roronoa Zoro: Slicing!
Monkey D Luffy: Stretching!
Nami: Thieving!
Usopp: ...Running and hiding!
Roronoa Zoro: Slicing!
Monkey D Luffy: Stretching!
Nami: Thieving!
Usopp: ...Running and hiding!
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Yulaw: The Multiverse, every universe in it, is irrational, sloppy. I try to make it rational. I try to make it neat. You call it murder. How can I murder myself 123 times? I just took those wasted energies and transferred them to one container: me. What if that is our fate? To unite with ourselves, to be unified forever. To be one. I will be The One.
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[Ivan is told the Communist Party has decreed the sun reaches zenith one hour after noon.]
Ivan Denisovich: Can they even tell the sun what to do?
Ivan Denisovich: Can they even tell the sun what to do?
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[during a train hold-up]
Conductor: Mister, the westbound Express is right behind us. You're greenlighting it to highball right into us!
Harker Fleet: Guess we'd better hurry.
Conductor: Mister, the westbound Express is right behind us. You're greenlighting it to highball right into us!
Harker Fleet: Guess we'd better hurry.
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[first lines]
[Harker awakens Katie with a kiss]
Harker Fleet: Time, honey.
Katy: So soon?
Harker Fleet: Train's due at 3: 10.
Katy: You're up and dressed. I didn't even hear you.
[sniffing]
Katy: You're not only up and dressed, you've been out... and from the smell of that perfume, I know where!
Harker Fleet: Now, Katy...
[Harker dodges a water pitcher Katy throws at him]
Harker Fleet: Now, you know that by sun-up, every sheriff within a hundred miles...
[he dodges a thrown bowl]
Harker Fleet: ... is going to be coming this way and I had to set up an alibi.
Katy: Does it always have to be in a cathouse?
[Harker awakens Katie with a kiss]
Harker Fleet: Time, honey.
Katy: So soon?
Harker Fleet: Train's due at 3: 10.
Katy: You're up and dressed. I didn't even hear you.
[sniffing]
Katy: You're not only up and dressed, you've been out... and from the smell of that perfume, I know where!
Harker Fleet: Now, Katy...
[Harker dodges a water pitcher Katy throws at him]
Harker Fleet: Now, you know that by sun-up, every sheriff within a hundred miles...
[he dodges a thrown bowl]
Harker Fleet: ... is going to be coming this way and I had to set up an alibi.
Katy: Does it always have to be in a cathouse?
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[Mitch points his pistol at Sheriff Olson]
Sheriff Olson: Mitch, don't. You're crazy! You don't-you don't know what you're doing!
Mitch: Ellie screamed. Why don't you scream?
Sheriff Olson: Mitch, don't. You're crazy! You don't-you don't know what you're doing!
Mitch: Ellie screamed. Why don't you scream?
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[Modesto is attempting to stop Bob from double crossing Rio]
Bob: I'm real disappointed in you, Modesto; pullin' a gun on an old saddle pal like that.
Chico: One more word and I will kill you!
Bob: One more word, huh? Let me see if I can think of one. How about g-r-e-a-s-e-r? Greaser?
[Modesto pulls his trigger and realizes that Bob has unloaded his gun during the night]
Bob: Lookin' for these, Modesto? (throws cartridges at him)
Harvey: (laughing) Eat 'em, greaser.
Chico: (throws his gun at Bob)Banditos!
Bob: You had a good life, Modesto. (shoots him)
Bob: I'm real disappointed in you, Modesto; pullin' a gun on an old saddle pal like that.
Chico: One more word and I will kill you!
Bob: One more word, huh? Let me see if I can think of one. How about g-r-e-a-s-e-r? Greaser?
[Modesto pulls his trigger and realizes that Bob has unloaded his gun during the night]
Bob: Lookin' for these, Modesto? (throws cartridges at him)
Harvey: (laughing) Eat 'em, greaser.
Chico: (throws his gun at Bob)Banditos!
Bob: You had a good life, Modesto. (shoots him)
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[the pups run past Horace and Jasper while covered in soot]
Horace: Look, Jasper. Do you suppose they disguised themselves?
Jasper: [jokingly] Say now, Horace, that's just what they did! Dogs is always paintin' themselve's black!
[bops Horace on his head]
Jasper: You idiot!
Horace: Look, Jasper. Do you suppose they disguised themselves?
Jasper: [jokingly] Say now, Horace, that's just what they did! Dogs is always paintin' themselve's black!
[bops Horace on his head]
Jasper: You idiot!
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[a man is trying to get into a crowded nightclub]
Man: I demand to be let in.
Bouncer: I'm sorry, that's impossible.
Man: But my girlfriend is inside!
Bouncer: I understand that, but I can't let you in.
Man: Can I at least go find her?
Bouncer: Sadly, no.
Man: Why not?
Bouncer: Because the club is full, nobody else is allowed.
Man: Well, can you go find her for me?
Bouncer: I must stay here.
Man: Then can you *send* someone to find her?
Bouncer: Everyone is busy, you will just have to wait.
Man: I want to speak to someone in charge.
Bouncer: As I said, everyone is busy. If you come back tomorrow after ten A.M., perhaps you can speak with someone then.
Man: But my girlfriend is in there now!
Bouncer: Perhaps you should have come together. Then you would not be in this situation, and I would not have to listen to you shouting at me!
Man: I'm just getting warmed up!
Bouncer: It's not my fault that you are out here, and she is in there. It is your fault, she is your girlfriend. You should have known better than to ask her to wait for you inside a club that is known to fill up every single night!
Man: Can I *please* just go and find her?
Bouncer: I said no and I meant it. Now go away or I will call the police!
Man: I demand to be let in.
Bouncer: I'm sorry, that's impossible.
Man: But my girlfriend is inside!
Bouncer: I understand that, but I can't let you in.
Man: Can I at least go find her?
Bouncer: Sadly, no.
Man: Why not?
Bouncer: Because the club is full, nobody else is allowed.
Man: Well, can you go find her for me?
Bouncer: I must stay here.
Man: Then can you *send* someone to find her?
Bouncer: Everyone is busy, you will just have to wait.
Man: I want to speak to someone in charge.
Bouncer: As I said, everyone is busy. If you come back tomorrow after ten A.M., perhaps you can speak with someone then.
Man: But my girlfriend is in there now!
Bouncer: Perhaps you should have come together. Then you would not be in this situation, and I would not have to listen to you shouting at me!
Man: I'm just getting warmed up!
Bouncer: It's not my fault that you are out here, and she is in there. It is your fault, she is your girlfriend. You should have known better than to ask her to wait for you inside a club that is known to fill up every single night!
Man: Can I *please* just go and find her?
Bouncer: I said no and I meant it. Now go away or I will call the police!
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[the African inmates are singing a song in Zulu, insulting the prison guards. One of the guards caught up with Piet and asks him what they are singing about]
Sgt. Bowmann: What are they singing?
Geel Piet: [translating] They run this way. They run that way. They are confused. They are afraid.
Sgt. Bowmann: We are afraid?
[shouts]
Sgt. Bowmann: We are afraid?
Geel Piet: You are cowards.
Sgt. Bowmann: You *bastards*.
Sgt. Bowmann: What are they singing?
Geel Piet: [translating] They run this way. They run that way. They are confused. They are afraid.
Sgt. Bowmann: We are afraid?
[shouts]
Sgt. Bowmann: We are afraid?
Geel Piet: You are cowards.
Sgt. Bowmann: You *bastards*.
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Aunt Edna Collier: I wasn't born yesterday you know.
Patrick Regan: Well certainly the day before.
Patrick Regan: Well certainly the day before.
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Aunt Edna Collier: Oh, and I am so glad you came - it's so important to have a lawyer at parties these days.
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Bambi: He represented the modal cathartic slipwit of the...
[buzzer]
Bambi: Footlights, Monty.
Lord Monty: Wasn't it... Monk D'Wally de Honk?
Bambi: Can you give me any more?
Lord Monty: Certainly. Will £50 do?
Bambi: Absolutely. Spot on.
[buzzer]
Bambi: Footlights, Monty.
Lord Monty: Wasn't it... Monk D'Wally de Honk?
Bambi: Can you give me any more?
Lord Monty: Certainly. Will £50 do?
Bambi: Absolutely. Spot on.
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Bill Owens: Look, Sy, I got a family. I'm not losing my job over this. I'm letting you go.
Sy Parrish: No. Ohhh...
Bill Owens: These log discrepancies would be enough, but you've been spacing out on the job, taking 90-minute lunch breaks, creating scenes in front of the customers... giving away free merchandise.
Sy Parrish: What?
Bill Owens: Free disposable cameras to customers on their birthday? That must have been your bright idea. Sure as **** isn't company policy.
Sy Parrish: You can't do this.
Bill Owens: It's done, Sy. I talked to Sims at district. Now you finish out the week and clear out your locker. And if you do something like **** up today's prints...
Sy Parrish: I haven't ****ed up a customer's prints in 11 years!
Sy Parrish: No. Ohhh...
Bill Owens: These log discrepancies would be enough, but you've been spacing out on the job, taking 90-minute lunch breaks, creating scenes in front of the customers... giving away free merchandise.
Sy Parrish: What?
Bill Owens: Free disposable cameras to customers on their birthday? That must have been your bright idea. Sure as **** isn't company policy.
Sy Parrish: You can't do this.
Bill Owens: It's done, Sy. I talked to Sims at district. Now you finish out the week and clear out your locker. And if you do something like **** up today's prints...
Sy Parrish: I haven't ****ed up a customer's prints in 11 years!
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Brian Sousa: [to Beth] You know, I can hear you analyzing me in your head. You might as well do it out loud.
Beth Raymond: Ok, I think that you're still messed up over Leann. You think that if you flirt with Taylor maybe Leann'll get jealous and come back to you
[grins]
Brian Sousa: [smiles] Go back to analyzing me in your head. I think I like that better.
Beth Raymond: Ok, I think that you're still messed up over Leann. You think that if you flirt with Taylor maybe Leann'll get jealous and come back to you
[grins]
Brian Sousa: [smiles] Go back to analyzing me in your head. I think I like that better.
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