One A.M. Quotes
Timothy X. Nolan: You let the old Chinaman slip away. He was my ace in the hole!
Harker Fleet: He wasn't worth two deuces in the barn.
Harker Fleet: He wasn't worth two deuces in the barn.
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Chief Bromden: My pop was real big. He did like he pleased. That's why everybody worked on him. The last time I seen my father, he was blind and diseased from drinking. And every time he put the bottle to his mouth, he don't suck out of it, it sucks out of him until he shrunk so wrinkled and yellow even the dogs didn't know him.
McMurphy: Killed him, huh?
Chief Bromden: I'm not saying they killed him. They just worked on him. The way they're working on you.
McMurphy: Killed him, huh?
Chief Bromden: I'm not saying they killed him. They just worked on him. The way they're working on you.
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Jaapie Botha: You know what P.K stands for? Piss Kop. Piss Head.
P.K. Age 7: No it doesn't. It stands for Peter Phillip Kenneth Keith, that's my name.
Jaapie Botha: Let's piss on the Piss Kop.
P.K. Age 7: No it doesn't. It stands for Peter Phillip Kenneth Keith, that's my name.
Jaapie Botha: Let's piss on the Piss Kop.
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Law officier: How come they chained a white man to a black?
Sheriff Max Muller: The warden's got a sense of humor.
Sheriff Max Muller: The warden's got a sense of humor.
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Lucas Scott: [voiceover] My name is Lucas Scott. I'm a senior at Tree Hill High School. I play basketball - at least I used to. I have a girlfriend - at least I used to. And I have a best friend. Tree Hill is just a place somewhere in the world. Maybe it's a lot like your world, maybe it's nothing like it. But if you look closer, you might see someone like you. Someone trying to find their way. Someone trying to find their place. Someone trying to find their self. Sometimes it seems like you are the only one in the world who's struggling, who's frustrated, unsatisfied, barely getting by. But that feeling's a lie. And if you just hold on, just find the courage to face it all for another day, someone or something will find you and make it all okay. Because we all need a little help sometimes-someone to helps us hear the music in their world, to remind us that it won't always be this way. That someone is out there. And that someone will find you
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Maggie Taylor: I'm hungry.
Jack Taylor: Want a Tic Tac?
Maggie Taylor: No.
Jack Taylor: That's all I've got.
Jack Taylor: Want a Tic Tac?
Maggie Taylor: No.
Jack Taylor: That's all I've got.
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McMurphy: In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she don't know whether to shit or wind her wristwatch.
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McMurphy: What are we doing in here, Chief? Huh? What's us two guys doing in this ****ing place? Let's get out of here. Out.
Chief Bromden: Canada?
McMurphy: Canada. We'll be there before these sonofa*****es know what hit 'em. Listen to Randall on this one.
Chief Bromden: Canada?
McMurphy: Canada. We'll be there before these sonofa*****es know what hit 'em. Listen to Randall on this one.
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McMurphy: [pretending to watch the World Series on TV] Koufax... Koufax kicks. He delivers. It's up the middle! It's a base hit! Richardson is rounding first. He's going for second. The ball's into deep right center. Davis cuts the ball off! Here comes the throw. He throws it to second! He slides! He's in there! He's safe! It's a double.! Richardson's on second base!
[McMurphy gets up as the other patients come to see what he's doing]
McMurphy: Koufax is in big ****ing trouble! Big trouble, baby! All right. Tresh is the next batter. Tresh looks in. Koufax... Koufax gets a sign from Roseboro. He kicks once. He pumps. He fires. It's a strike! Koufax's curve ball is snapping off like a ****ing firecracker! All right, here he comes with the next pitch. Tresh swings. It's a long fly ball to deep left center!
[patients cheer]
McMurphy: It's going! It's gone! Let's hear it! One way!
[McMurphy gets up as the other patients come to see what he's doing]
McMurphy: Koufax is in big ****ing trouble! Big trouble, baby! All right. Tresh is the next batter. Tresh looks in. Koufax... Koufax gets a sign from Roseboro. He kicks once. He pumps. He fires. It's a strike! Koufax's curve ball is snapping off like a ****ing firecracker! All right, here he comes with the next pitch. Tresh swings. It's a long fly ball to deep left center!
[patients cheer]
McMurphy: It's going! It's gone! Let's hear it! One way!
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Peyton: I didn't make it five minutes in there. Go ahead. Call me a baby.
Derek Sommers: I didn't come to call you a baby. I'm here to apologize. Look, if I promise to quit being a damn jackass, you think you could forgive me?
Peyton: I don't know. I was kind of getting used to the yelling.
Derek Sommers: Look... I know this psycho's still out there, and I know what he did to you, but you have a choice. You can let it destroy you, or you can get up and fight. And if it feels like I'm beating up on you, it's only because I want you to get so pissed off you start swinging back.
Peyton: Well, I don't know if I'm strong enough.
Derek Sommers: If you feel like you're not strong enough, then fall back on me. Because I'll be here. Okay? I'll be here as long as you keep trying.
Peyton: You said you didn't want that.
Derek Sommers: I know. It's just I haven't let many people in, Peyton. So maybe I was the one who was scared. Five minutes, huh? Tomorrow it'll be six.
Peyton: Okay.
Derek Sommers: Alright.
Derek Sommers: I didn't come to call you a baby. I'm here to apologize. Look, if I promise to quit being a damn jackass, you think you could forgive me?
Peyton: I don't know. I was kind of getting used to the yelling.
Derek Sommers: Look... I know this psycho's still out there, and I know what he did to you, but you have a choice. You can let it destroy you, or you can get up and fight. And if it feels like I'm beating up on you, it's only because I want you to get so pissed off you start swinging back.
Peyton: Well, I don't know if I'm strong enough.
Derek Sommers: If you feel like you're not strong enough, then fall back on me. Because I'll be here. Okay? I'll be here as long as you keep trying.
Peyton: You said you didn't want that.
Derek Sommers: I know. It's just I haven't let many people in, Peyton. So maybe I was the one who was scared. Five minutes, huh? Tomorrow it'll be six.
Peyton: Okay.
Derek Sommers: Alright.
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Pongo: Perdita, darling, are you all right?
Perdita: Oh, of course, dear. After all, dogs were having puppies long before our time.
Perdita: Oh, of course, dear. After all, dogs were having puppies long before our time.
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Ron White: My wife and I have a tour bus on which we have 3 dogs, 2 of which are Scottish terriers, because if you drink enough Johnnie Walker products, eventually they just send you the dogs. Our Scottish terriers' names are Birdie and Bogey, and someone said, That's cute. You named your dogs after your golf game. I said, If I named my dogs after my golf game, they'd be named Double Bogey and Where The Hell Is That Ball Going. Which is kind of a long name for a pet.
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Thad Anderson: I can take care of myself!
Cass Silver, Marshal Flat Rock Kansas: Taking care of yourself is one thing; taking care of a town is another.
Cass Silver, Marshal Flat Rock Kansas: Taking care of yourself is one thing; taking care of a town is another.
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[after their tent has gone up in flames]
Oliver: Well, our earthly possessions are slowly getting less and less.
Oliver: Well, our earthly possessions are slowly getting less and less.
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[about Nurse Ratched]
McMurphy: Well I don't wanna break up the meeting or nothin', but she's somethin' of a cunt, ain't she Doc?
McMurphy: Well I don't wanna break up the meeting or nothin', but she's somethin' of a cunt, ain't she Doc?
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[Telling McMurphy about Chief]
Billy: He-he-he can't hear you. He's d-d-deaf and d-d-dumb.
Billy: He-he-he can't hear you. He's d-d-deaf and d-d-dumb.
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[Why they don't have to worry about finding the 2 convicts]
Sheriff Max Muller: They'll kill each other in five miles.
Sheriff Max Muller: They'll kill each other in five miles.
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