Oklahoma! Quotes

Thomas 'Arkansas' Jones: Oh, come on, Melissa! Marry me, please?
Melissa Price: Ask me sometime when you're sober, Arkansas.
Thomas 'Arkansas' Jones: It's a funny thing. She won't marry me when I'm drunk and I won't marry her when I'm sober.

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Laurey: Curly! You're sittin' on the stove!
Curly: Yeouch! [Jumps up, feels the stove]
Curly: Cold as a hunk of ice.
Laurey: Wish it would've burned a hole in your pants.

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Ned Kincaid: Pop is counting on you to bringing law and order in this territory, Judge.
Judge Hardwick: That's going to be some job, judging from the scum of the west I've seen drifting in here.

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[referring to his gun]
The Oklahoma Kid: This is the only law that I know is worth a hoot in this part of the country. The only law.

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