The Pretender Quotes

Broots: I, uh, know it's none of my business, Syd, but sometimes Memory Lane can be a dead-end street.

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Broots: First there's the explosion in the D.C. underground. The there's Miss Parker seeing visions, and the Mr. Raines getting murdered, then unmurdered. And then Mr. Lyle, who used to not have a thumb, getting a thumb and Mr. Raines, who had a thumb, losing his thumb to Mr. Lyle. And then finding out that not only one pretender escaped from the Centre. No, three of them did. And then trying to locate a live psychiatrist, only to find a dead doc and being arrested by a guy who's not really a federal agent. Oh, and while we're at it, why don't we just throw Mr. Parker into the mix?

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Claire: Jarod, if you ever wanta get together, pick each other's brains, little one-on-one...
Jarod: Careful Claire, don't cross a line you can't come back from.

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Miss Parker: Sydney, step back. I wouldn't want you to get brain matter all over your new suit.

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Sydney: Bernice and I went to this amusing little place, The Chocolat. [Broots and Miss Parker burst out laughing]
Broots: You, uh, you, you, you went to a comedy club.
Sydney: New experiences keep my psychiatric skills finely tuned.
Miss Parker: Not to mention that slam-bang wit.
Sydney: Exactly! How many psychiatrists does it take to change one lightbulb?

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Tom Matthews: You up for a dogfight?
Jarod: Me? I was born for this moment.

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