No Cure for Cancer Quotes

Denis Leary: I think Billy Martin said it best when he said hey [takes a drink of beer]
Denis Leary: I can drive

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Denis Leary: Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a ****ing helicopter!

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Denis Leary: Explain it to me. Heavy metal bands on trial because kids commit suicide, what is that about? Judas Priest on trial because my kid bought the records, and he listened to the lyrics, and he go into Satan... ALLALALALALALLALA! Well that's great. That sets a legal precedent. Does that mean I can sue Dan Fogelberg for making me into a pussy in the mid '70s, is that possible, HUH?

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Denis Leary: I tried eating vegetarian. I felt like a wimp going into a restaurant. What do you want to eat sir? Broccoli? Broccoli's a side dish, folks. Always was, always will be, OK! When they ask me what I want, I say: What do you think I want? This is America. I want a bowl of raw red meat right now.

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Denis Leary: I can remember a time in this country when men were proud to get cancer, goddammit! It was a sign of manhood! John Wayne had cancer twice. Second time, they took out one of his lungs. He said, Take 'em both! I don't ****in' need 'em! I'll grow gills and breathe like a fish!

TV Show: No Cure for Cancer