Nine Lives Quotes
Fritz' Old Lady: Remember when I told you that you should be a contestant on Let's Make A Deal? Well, dress up like a frog, and wear a yarmulke, 'cause I think the host likes Jewish people!
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Fritz: Look I don't know how you can run a business and not be able to cash this miserable fittence of a welfare check, is all.
Morris: [taking a pickle from his pickle jar] If I give you all my money, I will have nothing left to buy with.
Morris: [taking a pickle from his pickle jar] If I give you all my money, I will have nothing left to buy with.
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Holly: Hey, what was that, um- that song we used to sing form pre-school? You know, the one about the- the planting of the seeds? [sniffs]
Holly: You know, you know, um, ah- wi- wi- with fertile ground?
Vanessa: I don't know.
Holly: Come. [laughs]
Holly: Sing-a-long, you know it.
Vanessa: Um, it's - [singing]
Vanessa: Inch by inch...â?- right?
Holly: Yeah.
Holly, Vanessa: [singing] Row by row, I'm gonna make this garden grow. All it takes is a rake and a hoe, and a piece of fertile ground. Pulling weeds, pickin' stones, we are made from dreams and bones. I need a place to call my home, when rain comes tumblin' down. [they both sob]
Holly: You know, you know, um, ah- wi- wi- with fertile ground?
Vanessa: I don't know.
Holly: Come. [laughs]
Holly: Sing-a-long, you know it.
Vanessa: Um, it's - [singing]
Vanessa: Inch by inch...â?- right?
Holly: Yeah.
Holly, Vanessa: [singing] Row by row, I'm gonna make this garden grow. All it takes is a rake and a hoe, and a piece of fertile ground. Pulling weeds, pickin' stones, we are made from dreams and bones. I need a place to call my home, when rain comes tumblin' down. [they both sob]
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[Rebecca is giving Mr. Fuzzypants a bath] Rebecca Brand: You're the best gift I ever got!
Tom Brand: Just drown me.
Tom Brand: Just drown me.
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Tom Brand: How'd I get into this?
Felix Grant: You haven't been there for your family. You're gonna be stuck inside this cat until you makes things right.
Tom Brand: But I hate cats!
Felix Grant: That's what makes this so perfect.
Felix Grant: You haven't been there for your family. You're gonna be stuck inside this cat until you makes things right.
Tom Brand: But I hate cats!
Felix Grant: That's what makes this so perfect.
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Felix Grant: You look familiar.
Tom Brand: [annoyed]I'm Tom Brand, I own FireBrand...?
Felix Grant: Yesss. I use newspaper in the poopy boxes and I see your face all the time.
Tom Brand: [annoyed]I'm Tom Brand, I own FireBrand...?
Felix Grant: Yesss. I use newspaper in the poopy boxes and I see your face all the time.
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[Rebecca puts a bow in the fur of Mr. Fuzzypants and holds a mirror to show him] Rebecca Brand: Look!
Tom Brand: Seriously?
Tom Brand: Seriously?
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Rebecca Brand: [Lara is cutting the cake]We could save some for Daddy!
Madison Camden: Just put in the freezer next to last year's slice.
Lara Brand: [Gives Madison a stern look]
Madison Camden: What?
Madison Camden: Just put in the freezer next to last year's slice.
Lara Brand: [Gives Madison a stern look]
Madison Camden: What?
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Nicole Camden: [from trailer]Smile for Instagram! [takes a photo of Mr. Fuzzypants]
Tom Brand: Hey! No, no, no, no! Back off! [kicks the phone from Nicole's hand]
Nicole Camden: Hey! [Mr. Fuzzypants skids the phone on the floor and into the toilet]
Nicole Camden: Ew!
Tom Brand: Nailed it.
Tom Brand: Hey! No, no, no, no! Back off! [kicks the phone from Nicole's hand]
Nicole Camden: Hey! [Mr. Fuzzypants skids the phone on the floor and into the toilet]
Nicole Camden: Ew!
Tom Brand: Nailed it.
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Lara Brand: [On phone with Tom Brand]Hi, Tom.
Tom Brand: Yes, I know, I'm late!
Lara Brand: You need to be here and you have to bring an exceptional gift.
Tom Brand: Yes, I know, I'm late!
Lara Brand: You need to be here and you have to bring an exceptional gift.
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[repeated line] Tom Brand: Nailed It
Tom Brand: [His ex turns up]Oh great Satan's come over for dinner
Tom Brand: [to his ex]I thought you died of a botched Botox injection
Tom Brand: Who needs a litter box [pees in his ex wife's handbag]
Tom Brand: [last lines]
Tom Brand: [When refused a dog]So that's a no then?
Tom Brand: I HATE Karma
Tom Brand: [Failing to land properly on his feet]You think it's easy you try it? [repeated line]
Tom Brand: Ow that smarted
Tom Brand: [His ex turns up]Oh great Satan's come over for dinner
Tom Brand: [to his ex]I thought you died of a botched Botox injection
Tom Brand: Who needs a litter box [pees in his ex wife's handbag]
Tom Brand: [last lines]
Tom Brand: [When refused a dog]So that's a no then?
Tom Brand: I HATE Karma
Tom Brand: [Failing to land properly on his feet]You think it's easy you try it? [repeated line]
Tom Brand: Ow that smarted
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Madison Camden: [to her son]Remember you said Mommy is dad a vampire?
Tom Brand: [Sarcastically]That's because you sucked all the blood out of me
Tom Brand: [Sarcastically]That's because you sucked all the blood out of me
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Madison Camden: I keep the files around lets me remember when I had the money
Tom Brand: [Sarcastically on their divorce]Well at least you got half
Tom Brand: [Sarcastically on their divorce]Well at least you got half
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Felix Grant: I wouldn't take that call Ian hang up [Ian carries on conversing into a cell phone and is promptly run over]
Felix Grant: [last lines]
Ian Cox: [Now stuck in a cat as his comatose body is wheeled away]But I HATE Cats!
Felix Grant: [Smugly repeating what he told Tom]That's why it makes this so perfect
Felix Grant: [last lines]
Ian Cox: [Now stuck in a cat as his comatose body is wheeled away]But I HATE Cats!
Felix Grant: [Smugly repeating what he told Tom]That's why it makes this so perfect
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Tom Brand: [Pawing at a tablet]It's ironic, but I really could use a mouse right now.
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Tom Brand: I am not eating cat food.
Felix Grant: [the character's name is actually Felix Perkins - don't know how to change this]You'll eat cat food or else.
Tom Brand: Oh, I'm ten pounds and covered in fur. What else could you possibly do to me?
Felix Grant: This cat has not been fixed.
Tom Brand: [Whispers]Don't you dare!
Lara Brand: Oh, should I take him to the vet?
Tom Brand: Perkins...
Felix Grant: Let's wait...
Tom Brand: ...if you so much as lay a finger on my...
Felix Grant: ...He's made progress. He's gonna be better now.
Tom Brand: [Continues ranting, unintelligible]
Felix Grant: If he isn't eating his cat food or using his poopy box, give me a call. I'll clip him myself. You hear that Mr. Fuzzypants?
Felix Grant: [the character's name is actually Felix Perkins - don't know how to change this]You'll eat cat food or else.
Tom Brand: Oh, I'm ten pounds and covered in fur. What else could you possibly do to me?
Felix Grant: This cat has not been fixed.
Tom Brand: [Whispers]Don't you dare!
Lara Brand: Oh, should I take him to the vet?
Tom Brand: Perkins...
Felix Grant: Let's wait...
Tom Brand: ...if you so much as lay a finger on my...
Felix Grant: ...He's made progress. He's gonna be better now.
Tom Brand: [Continues ranting, unintelligible]
Felix Grant: If he isn't eating his cat food or using his poopy box, give me a call. I'll clip him myself. You hear that Mr. Fuzzypants?
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Tom Brand: Sooooo... Today's the big day. Have you thought about what you want?
Rebecca Brand: I want a cat.
Tom Brand: Well, I don't think our building takes pets.
Rebecca Brand: You *own* the building!
Rebecca Brand: I want a cat.
Tom Brand: Well, I don't think our building takes pets.
Rebecca Brand: You *own* the building!
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Tom Brand: The Fire Brand tower is going to be the tallest building in North America!
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Madison Camden: That cat is so weird!
Tom Brand: Gotta... show them... I'm... HUMAN!
Tom Brand: Gotta... show them... I'm... HUMAN!
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Rebecca Brand: When is Daddy going to come home?
Lara Brand: As soon as he finishes his work.
Lara Brand: As soon as he finishes his work.
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Felix Grant: Okay, cats.
Tom Brand: I'm sorry?
Felix Grant: Let's do this. [Turns Brand into a cat]
Tom Brand: I'm sorry?
Felix Grant: Let's do this. [Turns Brand into a cat]
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