Jackie Chan Adventures Quotes
Finn: That's it! I ain't taking no lip from a statue!
Shendu: I am no statue. You stand in the presence of a demon sorcerer! I once held dominion over a vast empire, but my subjects betrayed me. They cast a Chi spell which imprisoned me in this pitiful icon where I have remained for 900 years. The 12 talismans from which I drew my power were scattered to the winds.
Ratso: Whoa.
Finn: You got jacked!
Shendu: I am no statue. You stand in the presence of a demon sorcerer! I once held dominion over a vast empire, but my subjects betrayed me. They cast a Chi spell which imprisoned me in this pitiful icon where I have remained for 900 years. The 12 talismans from which I drew my power were scattered to the winds.
Ratso: Whoa.
Finn: You got jacked!
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Jade: And when you can't run?
Jackie: Don't watch! [Goes off to fight Tohru]
Jade: Tch. Like I'm not going to watch.
Jackie: Don't watch! [Goes off to fight Tohru]
Jade: Tch. Like I'm not going to watch.
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Shendu the Fire Demon: You have joined us in time to see the nemesis of all demon sorcerers destroyed.
Tso Lan: [Tso Lan looks at a monkey] That is Jackie Chan?
Shendu the Fire Demon: No. That is. [Indicating the air lock]
Tso Lan: [Tso Lan looks at a monkey] That is Jackie Chan?
Shendu the Fire Demon: No. That is. [Indicating the air lock]
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Tohru: The coast is clear.
Jackie: Move quickly Tohru. Jade must not find out Captain Black is assembling the J Team, or she will hatch another kooky - [Jackie opens the door. Jade is standing outside]
Jade: Jackie. [Jackie screams]
Jade: I've hatched a mondo plan to take down the J Team's archnemesis Barthomew Chang. Tell you all about it on the way to Section 13.
Jackie: Move quickly Tohru. Jade must not find out Captain Black is assembling the J Team, or she will hatch another kooky - [Jackie opens the door. Jade is standing outside]
Jade: Jackie. [Jackie screams]
Jade: I've hatched a mondo plan to take down the J Team's archnemesis Barthomew Chang. Tell you all about it on the way to Section 13.
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Uncle: [after hearing a crash in his shop] You break it, you bought it! [aees the truck that crashed into his shop]
Uncle: Uncle reserves right to refuse service to *you*! [Uncle attacks the intruder, gets repelled, and lands on some of his own merchandise]
Uncle: I break it, you still bought it!
Uncle: Uncle reserves right to refuse service to *you*! [Uncle attacks the intruder, gets repelled, and lands on some of his own merchandise]
Uncle: I break it, you still bought it!
TV Show: Jackie Chan Adventures