TV Burp Quotes

Harry Hill: Hang on, this isn't a show, is it? This is just some things that happen. It's like an episode of Wife Swap where they don't swap wives, they swap dogs and one of the dogs gets a cough and one of the husbands nephews spends some book tokens. The end.

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McIver Family: [singing] Face, feet, armpits, private bits. Never did me any harm!

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