New Tricks Quotes

Donald Bevan: Saturday afternoon, acting on a tipoff, Traffic arrested Fred Donaldson for drink driving outside the Wolsey Park Golf Club. After failing a subsequent blood test, Donaldson asked that his 'good friend' ex-detective Gerry Standing be informed so that he could, quote, sort it out. This morning, Donaldson was charged with a series of rapes that took place in the Hammersmith area twelve years ago. The arresting officer was a D.I. Terry Cassidy of the serious crime group, formerly of the pedophile unit. [to Gerry Standing]
Donald Bevan: You must think you're pretty cute.
Gerry Standing: Not compared to you.
Donald Bevan: This is not how the Metropolitan Police obtains results. Do you understand!
Gerry Standing: Oh, it is a result then. He did do it!
Donald Bevan: You count yourself lucky I'm no longer your governor. [Bevan leaves, slamming the door]
Gerry Standing: Every single bleeding day!

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Gerry Standing: Will you stop creeping up on me!
Brian Lane: I don't creep, I glide.

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[Brian and Gerry have been interviewing a suspect about an alibi she gave her ex-boyfriend]
Lysette Perry: Tell Luke that I'm seeing someone else, will you. Someone older, more mature. In fact, you can tell him I hope he gets cancer.
Brian Lane: [mutters to Gerry] After going out with her, it would probably come as a relief.

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[Dave Milner is eating a very fatty breakfast. Gerry looks on in disgust]
Gerry Standing: Have you any idea what that's doing to your arteries?
Dave Milner: I'm more worried about losing one of my balls. How often do you check yours for lumps?
Gerry Standing: 'Scuse me! I didn't buy you breakfast so we could discuss how often you fondle the crown jewels.
Dave Milner: Sandra Pullman... She as hard as they say?
Gerry Standing: Don't you worry about your lumps. One look from her can shrivel your balls from fifty yards. Enjoy your breakfast.

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Antonio: Good. Very good. You move well, but more attitude, more open, more sex. And don't fight me. In salsa the man is always the leader; the woman is there to follow his signals, his desires. The man is always in control, just like in life. You must cut off your brain; salsa does not come from here [pointing to head]
Antonio: , it comes from here. [places hand on heart]
Antonio: The heart. [places hand on her]
Supt. Sandra Pullman: If you don't take your hand off my tit, I'll break your wrist

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Police Officer: [to Brian, who is breathing heavily at the foot of a ladder] Go on. You can do it. Sir.
Det. Supt. Sandra Pullman: When the builders found this, they called the local police who threw it up to us when they realized it was relevant to an old murder case.
Jack Halford: How long was the trap door secured?
Det. Supt. Sandra Pullman: Ah, the builders reckon the false ceiling was put in sometime in the fifties.
Gerry Standing: And any time after that it would have been Artexed over.
Brian Lane: [half-way into the attic] Oh, bloody hell, I can't do this. Confined space. Doctor's orders.
Det. Supt. Sandra Pullman: It's all right, Brian, you don't have to come all the way up; you can watch from there.

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