New Tricks Quote

[Dave Milner is eating a very fatty breakfast. Gerry looks on in disgust]
Gerry Standing: Have you any idea what that's doing to your arteries?
Dave Milner: I'm more worried about losing one of my balls. How often do you check yours for lumps?
Gerry Standing: 'Scuse me! I didn't buy you breakfast so we could discuss how often you fondle the crown jewels.
Dave Milner: Sandra Pullman... She as hard as they say?
Gerry Standing: Don't you worry about your lumps. One look from her can shrivel your balls from fifty yards. Enjoy your breakfast.

Movie: New Tricks

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