NCIS - Los Angeles Quotes

Hastings King: You lying bitch! You set me up.
Special Agent Kensi Blye: I'm NCIS. But my father *was* a Marine.
Hastings King: Oh yeah? How does he feel about his daughter growing up to become a professional liar?

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NCIS Director Leon Vance: Tell me I didn't pass you in the foyer.
Lee Wuan Kai: No, but close. You haven't changed since New York, Leon.

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Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: It's her isn't it? Kwai.
NCIS Director Leon Vance: Yeah. First met her in Prague, in 1984. Then Tokyo 7 years later. 3 times since then, Sierre Leone, Paris and New York City. She left a body count every time. I should have been in that count in Prague. I was green. I got lucky.
Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: She you nemesis, Leon?
NCIS Director Leon Vance: Only if she buries me.
Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Then we must ensure that *doesn't* happen.

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NCIS Special Agent Kensi Blye: Relationship gone sour?
Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: It's been known to happen. Of course, you have to be in a relationship first.
NCIS Special Agent Kensi Blye: Was that aimed at me?
Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: Oh, I'm just busting your... chops. Chops. You know how we're like partners. You inow?
NCIS Special Agent Kensi Blye: You're not my partner.
Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: Right.
NCIS Special Agent Kensi Blye: Don't make me get the muzzle.
Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: Cool.

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NCIS Special Agent Sam Hanna: You've never gotten a *single* birthday card?
NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: Nope... What? It's not a big deal.
NCIS Special Agent Sam Hanna: I'm definitely getting you a birthday card this year.
NCIS Special Agent G. Callen: Great. Make sure you put some money in it.
NCIS Special Agent Sam Hanna: How about a personality in it?

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Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: I know I'm logical. But I'm also intuitive self-sufficient. Hmm?
NCIS Special Agent Sam Hanna, NCIS Special Agent G. Callen, NCIS Special Agent Kensi Blye: No!
Operational Psychologist Nate Getz: Cool. I get it. Absolutely cool.

Movie: NCIS - Los Angeles