My Parents Are Aliens Quotes

Brian Johnson: Who mentioned the Head? I'm going straight to Santa! You'll be in SO much trouble!

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Brian Johnson: I want to sing. I want to dance. I want to fiddle on the roof.

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Brian Johnson: [flipping a coin] Two of hearts!

Movie: My Parents Are Aliens
Josh Barker: Sometimes, Brian, it's like I'm talking to myself.
Brian Johnson: Yeah, I get that! Mostly when I'm on my own...

Movie: My Parents Are Aliens
Sophie Johnson: [her desired wedding ring] Something with gold and diamonds.
Brian Johnson: [off-handedly] Yeah, something like that.
Sophie Johnson: No, something *with* gold and diamonds.

Movie: My Parents Are Aliens