My Family Quotes

Ben: Didn't think to leave any for dear old Dad?
Michael: There might be some burnt cheese stuck on the lids but that's how it is. You snooze you lose.
Ben: No. I win. [Holds up Chinese Takeaway]That's right it's Chinese Takeaway time, oh yes oh yes look at this. Chicken with cashew nuts, spring rolls, capital spare ribs mmmm my favourite and thats followed by the ever loved rice. Don't worry Michael you can lick the lids.
Michael: You mean to say you got takeaway and didn't think to consult your kids.
Ben: Yeah.
Abi: Don't you feel guilty?
Ben: No.

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Nick: Sorry Dad, I can't betray a confidence. A cab driver's like a priest.
Ben: Twenty quid?
Nick: Bless you, my son!

TV Show: My Family