Monsters, Inc. Quotes
Needleman : So I said, "If you talk to me like that again, we're through."
Smitty : Oh! What did she say?
Needleman : You know my mom. She sent me to my room.
Smitty : Oh! What did she say?
Needleman : You know my mom. She sent me to my room.
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Yeti : Abominable. Can you believe that? Do I look abominable to you? Why can't they call me the Adorable Snowman, or the Agreeable Snowman, for crying out loud? I'm a nice guy.
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Randall : I'm in the zone today, Sullivan. I'm gonna do some serious scaring, putting up some big numbers.
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[ Ward runs out of a door, scared to tears ]
Ward's Assistant : What happened?
Ward : The kid almost touched me. She got this close to me.
Ward's Assistant : She wasn't scared of you? She was only six.
Ward : [ shakes his assistant ] I could have been dead. I could have DIED.
Ward's Assistant : [ slaps Ward ] Keep it together, man.
Ward's Assistant : What happened?
Ward : The kid almost touched me. She got this close to me.
Ward's Assistant : She wasn't scared of you? She was only six.
Ward : [ shakes his assistant ] I could have been dead. I could have DIED.
Ward's Assistant : [ slaps Ward ] Keep it together, man.
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Henry J. Waternoose : No, no, no, no, no. What was that? You're trying to scare the kid, not lull it to sleep.
Bile : I was going for a snake-slash-ninja approach, with a little hissing. [ hisses ]
Henry J. Waternoose : How many times must I tell you? It's all about presence. About how you enter the room.
Bile : I was going for a snake-slash-ninja approach, with a little hissing. [ hisses ]
Henry J. Waternoose : How many times must I tell you? It's all about presence. About how you enter the room.
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Sulley : What was that?
Mike Wazowski : I have no idea. But it would be a really good idea if it didn't do it again.
Mike Wazowski : I have no idea. But it would be a really good idea if it didn't do it again.
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Sulley : We need to get to Boo.
Mike : [ Throws a snowcone at him ] Boo? What about us? [ Throws another snowcone ]
Mike : Ever since that kid came in, you've ignored everything I've said, and now look where we are! [ Throws another snowcone ]
Mike : Oh, we were about to break the record, Sulley. We would've had it made!
Sulley : None of that matters now.
Mike : None of it matters? Wa-wait a second. None of it matters? Oh, okay, that's - no. Good. Great. So now the truth comes out, doesn't it?
Yeti : Oh, would you look at that? We're out of snowcones. Let me... just go outside and make some more. [ Leaves ]
Mike : Sulley, what about everything we ever worked for? Does that matter? Huh? What about Celia? I am never... never gonna see her again. Doesn't that matter? What about me? I'm your pal, I'm-I'm your best friend. Don't I matter?
Sulley : I'm sorry, Mike. I'm sorry we're stuck out here. I didn't mean all this to happen. But Boo's in trouble. I think there might be a way to save her if we can just get down to that...
Mike : We? Whoa, whoa. We? No. There's no we this time, pal. If-if-if you want to go out there and freeze to death, you be my guest, because you're on your own.
Mike : [ Throws a snowcone at him ] Boo? What about us? [ Throws another snowcone ]
Mike : Ever since that kid came in, you've ignored everything I've said, and now look where we are! [ Throws another snowcone ]
Mike : Oh, we were about to break the record, Sulley. We would've had it made!
Sulley : None of that matters now.
Mike : None of it matters? Wa-wait a second. None of it matters? Oh, okay, that's - no. Good. Great. So now the truth comes out, doesn't it?
Yeti : Oh, would you look at that? We're out of snowcones. Let me... just go outside and make some more. [ Leaves ]
Mike : Sulley, what about everything we ever worked for? Does that matter? Huh? What about Celia? I am never... never gonna see her again. Doesn't that matter? What about me? I'm your pal, I'm-I'm your best friend. Don't I matter?
Sulley : I'm sorry, Mike. I'm sorry we're stuck out here. I didn't mean all this to happen. But Boo's in trouble. I think there might be a way to save her if we can just get down to that...
Mike : We? Whoa, whoa. We? No. There's no we this time, pal. If-if-if you want to go out there and freeze to death, you be my guest, because you're on your own.
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Mike : Get out of here. You're ruining everything.
Sulley : I went back to get your paperwork and there was a door.
Mike : What? A door?
Sulley : Randall was in it.
Mike : Wait a minute, Randall? That cheater! He's trying to boost his numbers.
Sulley : There's something else.
Mike : What?
Sulley : Ook-lay in the ag-bay.
Mike : What?
Sulley : Look in the bag.
Mike : What bag?
Sulley : I went back to get your paperwork and there was a door.
Mike : What? A door?
Sulley : Randall was in it.
Mike : Wait a minute, Randall? That cheater! He's trying to boost his numbers.
Sulley : There's something else.
Mike : What?
Sulley : Ook-lay in the ag-bay.
Mike : What?
Sulley : Look in the bag.
Mike : What bag?
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Sulley : [ is fighting the invisible Randall when he is hit with a snowball ] Mike?
Mike : Look, it's not that I don't care about the kid.
Sulley : Mike, you don't understand.
Mike : Yes, I do. I was just mad, that's all. I needed some time to think, but you shouldn't have left me out there.
Sulley : I'm being attacked!
Mike : No, I'm not attacking you. I'm trying to be honest, just hear me out. You and I are a team. Nothing is more important than our friendship. [ Boo approaches Mike, frightened ]
Mike : I-I know, kid. He's too sensitive.
Mike : [ Sulley is being strangled ] Come on, pal. If you start crying, I'm gonna cry, and I'll never get through this. I'm sorry I wasn't there for you, but I am now. Hey, Sulley, I am baring my soul here. The least you can do is pay attention! [ Throws snowball; it hits Randall, making him visible enough for Sullivan to knock him out ]
Mike : Hey, look at that, it's Randall. It's... Oh.
Mike : Look, it's not that I don't care about the kid.
Sulley : Mike, you don't understand.
Mike : Yes, I do. I was just mad, that's all. I needed some time to think, but you shouldn't have left me out there.
Sulley : I'm being attacked!
Mike : No, I'm not attacking you. I'm trying to be honest, just hear me out. You and I are a team. Nothing is more important than our friendship. [ Boo approaches Mike, frightened ]
Mike : I-I know, kid. He's too sensitive.
Mike : [ Sulley is being strangled ] Come on, pal. If you start crying, I'm gonna cry, and I'll never get through this. I'm sorry I wasn't there for you, but I am now. Hey, Sulley, I am baring my soul here. The least you can do is pay attention! [ Throws snowball; it hits Randall, making him visible enough for Sullivan to knock him out ]
Mike : Hey, look at that, it's Randall. It's... Oh.
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Sulley : The power's out. Make her laugh again.
Mike : All right, I got a move here, it'll bring down the house. Up! [ Does a backflip, lands on his crotch ]
Sulley : Oh, sorry, she didn't see that.
Mike : What? What'd you do, forget to check if her stupid hood was up, you big dope?
Sulley : Uncle Mike, try not to yell in front of her. You know we still need her to laugh.
Mike : Right. He-he! Hey, Boo! Just kidding. Look! [ Slams the door on his face, making baby noises ]
Mike : Funny, right? Huh? With the... These are the jokes, kid.
Mike : All right, I got a move here, it'll bring down the house. Up! [ Does a backflip, lands on his crotch ]
Sulley : Oh, sorry, she didn't see that.
Mike : What? What'd you do, forget to check if her stupid hood was up, you big dope?
Sulley : Uncle Mike, try not to yell in front of her. You know we still need her to laugh.
Mike : Right. He-he! Hey, Boo! Just kidding. Look! [ Slams the door on his face, making baby noises ]
Mike : Funny, right? Huh? With the... These are the jokes, kid.
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Sulley : [ singing to Boo to get her to stop crying ] Oh, he's a happy bear, and he's not crying, and neither should you, or we'll be in trouble, 'cause they're gonna find us...
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Henry J. Waternoose : Well, Jerry, what's the damage so far?
Jerry : We may actually make our quota today.
Henry J. Waternoose : Hmm, first time in a month.
Jerry : We may actually make our quota today.
Henry J. Waternoose : Hmm, first time in a month.
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Celia : [ answering phone calls ] Monsters Inc., please hold. Monsters Inc., I'll connect you. Mrs. Scaremonger is on vacation. Would you like her voice mail?
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[ Celia is hanging on to Mike while Sulley is dragging him ]
Celia : Michael, if you don't tell me what's going on right now, we are through! You hear me? Through!
Mike : Okay, here's the truth. You know that kid they're looking for? Sulley let her in. We tried to get her back, but Waternoose had a secret plot, and now Randall's right behind us, and he's tring to kill us.
Celia : You expect me to believe that pack of lies, Mike Wazowski?
Boo : [ peeking from Sulley's shoulder ] Mike Wazowski! [ Celia screams and lets go ]
Celia : Michael, if you don't tell me what's going on right now, we are through! You hear me? Through!
Mike : Okay, here's the truth. You know that kid they're looking for? Sulley let her in. We tried to get her back, but Waternoose had a secret plot, and now Randall's right behind us, and he's tring to kill us.
Celia : You expect me to believe that pack of lies, Mike Wazowski?
Boo : [ peeking from Sulley's shoulder ] Mike Wazowski! [ Celia screams and lets go ]
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TV Anchorman : If witnesses are to be believed, there has been a child security breach for the first time in monster history.
CDA Agent : We can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a human child here tonight.
Witness #1 : Well the kid flew right over me and blasted a car with its laser vision.
Witness #2 : I tried to get away from it, but he picked me up with his mind powers and shook me like a doll.
Witness #3 : [ has many eyes ] It's true! I saw the whole thing!
Professor on TV : It is my professional opinion that now it's the time to *panic*!
CDA Agent : We can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a human child here tonight.
Witness #1 : Well the kid flew right over me and blasted a car with its laser vision.
Witness #2 : I tried to get away from it, but he picked me up with his mind powers and shook me like a doll.
Witness #3 : [ has many eyes ] It's true! I saw the whole thing!
Professor on TV : It is my professional opinion that now it's the time to *panic*!
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Roz : None of this ever happened, gentlemen. And I don't want to see any paperwork on it.
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Mike : Hey, genius. Wanna know why I bought the car?
Sulley : Not really.
Mike : To drive it! You know, like on the street? With the honk-honk and the vroom-vroom, and the no walking involved?
Sulley : Wah, wah, wah. Will you give it a rest, butterball? C'mon, you could use the exercise.
Mike : I could use the exercise? Look at you. You have your own climate.
Sulley : Not really.
Mike : To drive it! You know, like on the street? With the honk-honk and the vroom-vroom, and the no walking involved?
Sulley : Wah, wah, wah. Will you give it a rest, butterball? C'mon, you could use the exercise.
Mike : I could use the exercise? Look at you. You have your own climate.
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Mike : [ as the Scream Extractor approaches ] What is that thing? What is that thing? Hey, hey, hey, that thing is moving. I don't like big, moving things that are moving towards me.
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[ Sully goes looking for Boo; Mike tries to talk him out of it ]
Mike : Soemone else will find the kid. I'll be their problem, not ours. She's out of our hair! [ they bump into Randall ]
Randall : What are you two doing?
Monster : They're rehearsing a play.
Mike : [ singing ] She's out of our hair...!
Mike : Soemone else will find the kid. I'll be their problem, not ours. She's out of our hair! [ they bump into Randall ]
Randall : What are you two doing?
Monster : They're rehearsing a play.
Mike : [ singing ] She's out of our hair...!
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[ Sully thinks Boo has been crushed into a cube of garbage ]
Sulley : [ tearfully ] I can still hear her little voice.
Boo : [ from down the hall ] Mike Wazowski!
Mike : Hey, I can hear her too.
Kids : Mike Wazowski!
Mike : How many kids you got in there?
Sulley : [ tearfully ] I can still hear her little voice.
Boo : [ from down the hall ] Mike Wazowski!
Mike : Hey, I can hear her too.
Kids : Mike Wazowski!
Mike : How many kids you got in there?
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[ Mike and Sulley, with the help of Waternoose, are preparing to send Boo home, but a huge metal door is brought out instead of Boo's ]
Mike : Sir, that's not her door.
Henry J. Waternoose : I know, I know... [ Suddenly, Randal materializes in front of the door and opens it ]
Henry J. Waternoose : ...It's yours. [ Waternoose, holding Boo, pushes Mike and Sulley through the door ]
Mike : Sir, that's not her door.
Henry J. Waternoose : I know, I know... [ Suddenly, Randal materializes in front of the door and opens it ]
Henry J. Waternoose : ...It's yours. [ Waternoose, holding Boo, pushes Mike and Sulley through the door ]
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Randall : [ Randall materializes in mike's locker ] WAZOWSKI! [ mike falls from the chair ]
Randall : Well what do you know? It scares little kids and little monsters.
Mike : I wasn't scared, I have allergies
Randall : Well what do you know? It scares little kids and little monsters.
Mike : I wasn't scared, I have allergies
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Sulley : What have I done? This could ruin the company.
Mike : Who cares about the company? What about us? That thing is a killing machine! [ points at Boo, who is babbling harmlessly ]
Mike : I bet it's waiting for us to fall asleep, and then - bam! Oh, we're easy prey, my friend. Easy prey! We're sitting targets!
Mike : Who cares about the company? What about us? That thing is a killing machine! [ points at Boo, who is babbling harmlessly ]
Mike : I bet it's waiting for us to fall asleep, and then - bam! Oh, we're easy prey, my friend. Easy prey! We're sitting targets!
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Randall : [ to Sulley, hanging on from a door ] Look at everybody's favorite scarer now, you stupid, pathetic waste! [ starts stomping on Sulley's fingers ]
Randall : You've been number one for too long, Sullivan. Now your time is up. And don't worry, I'll take good care of the kid. [ Just then Boo jumps on Randall and attacks him; Sulley climbs back on and restrains Randall ]
Boo : Roar! Roar!
Sulley : She's not scared of you any more.
Boo : Roar!
Sulley : Looks like you're out of a job.
Randall : You've been number one for too long, Sullivan. Now your time is up. And don't worry, I'll take good care of the kid. [ Just then Boo jumps on Randall and attacks him; Sulley climbs back on and restrains Randall ]
Boo : Roar! Roar!
Sulley : She's not scared of you any more.
Boo : Roar!
Sulley : Looks like you're out of a job.
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Mike : She's the one. I'm telling ya, she is the one.
Sulley : I'm happy for you.
Mike : Oh, by the way, thanks for hooking me up with those reservations.
Sulley : No problem. They're under the name Googlie-Bear.
Mike : Thanks, I... you know, that isn't very funny.
Sulley : I'm happy for you.
Mike : Oh, by the way, thanks for hooking me up with those reservations.
Sulley : No problem. They're under the name Googlie-Bear.
Mike : Thanks, I... you know, that isn't very funny.
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Mike : Hello, is this thing on? Hey, good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Nice to be here in... your room. Hi, where are you from? [ kid doesn't answer ]
Mike : You're in kindergarden, right? I used to love kindergarden. Best three years of my life. [ still no answer ]
Mike : Of my life. But I love sports. Dodgeball was the best. I was the fastest one out there. Course, I was the ball. You see, I... was the ball. All right, kid. [ Mike swallows his microphone and after a few seconds burps it out louldy; kid laughs ]
Mike : Thank you! You've been a wonderful audience. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.
Mike : You're in kindergarden, right? I used to love kindergarden. Best three years of my life. [ still no answer ]
Mike : Of my life. But I love sports. Dodgeball was the best. I was the fastest one out there. Course, I was the ball. You see, I... was the ball. All right, kid. [ Mike swallows his microphone and after a few seconds burps it out louldy; kid laughs ]
Mike : Thank you! You've been a wonderful audience. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.
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Sulley : Nice job, Mikey. You filled your quota on the first kid of the day.
Mike : You know, only someone with great comedic timing could produce this much energy in one shot.
Sulley : Uh-huh, and the fact that laughter has ten times the energy of scream had nothing to do with it.
Mike : You know, only someone with great comedic timing could produce this much energy in one shot.
Sulley : Uh-huh, and the fact that laughter has ten times the energy of scream had nothing to do with it.
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