Legally Blonde Quotes

Elle: I just don't think that Brooke could've done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.

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Elle: Because I'm not a Vanderbilt, suddenly I'm white trash? I grew up in Bel Air, Warner. Across the street from Aaron Spelling. I think most people would agree that's a lot better than some stinky old Vanderbilt.

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Elle: Hi everyone!
Timothy McGinn: Look, it's Capitol Barbie.
Reena: She's so shiny.

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Emmett: Elle I don't care where I marry just as long as I do. I do... I do... feels good.

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Paulette: Who's ready to discharge?

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Rep. Rudd: Snaps for Congresswoman Hauser!

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