Monsters, Inc. Quote

Mike : Hello, is this thing on? Hey, good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Nice to be here in... your room. Hi, where are you from? [ kid doesn't answer ]
Mike : You're in kindergarden, right? I used to love kindergarden. Best three years of my life. [ still no answer ]
Mike : Of my life. But I love sports. Dodgeball was the best. I was the fastest one out there. Course, I was the ball. You see, I... was the ball. All right, kid. [ Mike swallows his microphone and after a few seconds burps it out louldy; kid laughs ]
Mike : Thank you! You've been a wonderful audience. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

Movie: Monsters, Inc.

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