Monsters, Inc. Quotes

[ running from Randall in the door vault, Sulley and Mike's shadows appear behind a Japanese paper screen ]
Mike : Come on, it slides, it slides!

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Henry J. Waternoose : Our city is counting on you to collect those screams. Without scream, we have no power. Yes, it's dangerous work, and that's why I need you to be at your best. I need scarers who are confident, tenacious, tough, intimidating. I need scarers like... like... James P. Sullivan.

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Needleman : Hey, Mr. Sullivan!
Sulley : Guys, I told you, call me Sulley.
Smitty : [ Giggling ] I don't think so.
Needleman : We just wanted to wish you good luck today.
Mike : Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on, get lost, you two. You're making him lose his focus.
Needleman : Oh, sorry.
Sulley : See you later, fellas.
Smitty : Go get 'em, Mr. Sullivan!
Needleman : Quiet! You're making him lose his focus.
Smitty : Oh, no. Sorry!
Needleman : Shut up!

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Mike : You know, I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should just marry myself.
Sulley : Give me a break, Mike.
Mike : What a night of romance I got ahead of me. Tonight it's about me and Celia. Ooh, the Love Boat is about to set sail. Toot-toot! Cause I gotta tell you, buddy, that face of hers , it just makes my heart go... [ Sees Roz in front of him ]
Mike : Yikes!

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Charlie : [ Trying to reassure George, who is in crutches after too many encounters with the CDA ] Now, George, I know you can do this. I picked out an easy door for you, in Nepal. Nice, quiet Nepal.
George Sanderson : You know, you're right. Here, Take this. [ Give Charlie his crutches ]
Charlie : Go get 'em, Georgie. [ as George walks to the door, Sulley bursts through, knocks George over ]
Sulley : Gangway! Look out! Coming through! Sorry, George.
Charlie : Hey, you can't just... [ Sees a sock on George ]
Charlie : 231...! [ George grabs Charlie, stuffs the sock in his mouth and tosses him into the door, then walks away humming happily ]

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Mike : On my desk, Sulley. The pink copies go to Accounting, the fuchshia ones go to Purchasing, and the goldenrod ones go to Roz. Leave the puce.

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Yeti : You wanna go to the village? Okay, rule number one out here: Always... no, Never go out in a blizzard.

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Sulley : [ Sulley and Mike have just been banished to an Arctic location on Earth - Sulley opens the door to find nothing beyond it ] BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sulley : [ Opens and closes door, pushes frame, nothing happens ] No, no! No, no, no, no, NO!
Mike : It's too late! We're banished, genius! We're in the human world! Oh, what a great idea; goin' to your old pal Waternoose! Too bad he was in on the whole thing! All you hadda do, was listen to me, just once! But you didn't, did you? [ Sulley continues to fret in the doorway ]
Mike : YOU'RE STILL NOT LISTENING!

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Sulley : Boo! [ Boo falls into the trash can ]
Sulley : No!
CDA Agent : Hey you! [ Sulley gasps ]
CDA Agent : Halt! He's the one! The one's from the commercial! Affirmative. That's him. Can we get an autograph?
Sulley : [ Relieved ] Oh! Oh sure! No problem!

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Sulley : Say, that's a cute little dance you got there. It almost looks like you have to... Oh!

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Henry J. Waternoose : What a day.
Sulley : It's just a rough patch, sir. Everyone knows you'll get us through it.
Henry J. Waternoose : Tell that to the board of directors.

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Randall : So, how about this kid getting loose? Crazy, huh?
Sulley : Uh, yeah, crazy.
Randall : Word on the street is the kid has been traced to the factory. Know anything about that?
Sulley : Uh, no, uh...
Mike : No, no way. But if it was an inside job, I'd put my money on Waxford.
Randall : Waxford?
Mike : Yeah, works over in sector 6, he's got those shifty eyes.
Randall : Hey, Waxford!

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Mike : Come on, the coast is clear. Ok, all we have to do is get rid of that thing, so wait here while I get its cardkey.
Sulley : But she can't stay here this is the men's room. [ pause ]
Mike : That is the weirdest thing you have ever said. Its fine, it's ok! Look, it loves it here, its dancing with joy! [ Boo needs to 'go' badly and is struggling to hold it in ]
Mike : I'll be right back with its door key.
Sulley : [ laughs ] That's a cute little dance you got. Almost looks like you gotta - Oh.

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Trailer Son : [ after Sully throws Randall into a door and destroys it ] Mama,another gator got in the house!
Trailer Mom : Another Gator? Gimme that shovel! [ she begins to whack Randall with the shovel ]

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Sulley : [ Mike is complaining about walking to work instead of driving, he looks up at a monster with giant dinosaur feet and legs ] Morning Frank!
Frank : [ Chicken Call ]
Sulley : See Mike? Frank walks to work.
Mike : Big deal, the guy takes five steps and he's there.

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