Monster-in-Law Quotes

Ruby: [to Kevin] You're bringing a girl home... now? She's just got off from the funny farm!

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Viola Fields: [Leaning on car] That little bitch. Come on Ruby. Lets go to the beach and drink wine.
Ruby: [Grunts while putting in luggage]
Viola Fields: Whats wrong Ruby?
Ruby: You know exactly what! [Picks up luggage]
Ruby: Move
Viola Fields: Ruby, whats wrong?
Ruby: I am sick! I am sick, sick, sick of your shit! And when im not sick, i'm tired! I am sick and tired!
Viola Fields: What are you trying to say?
Ruby: [closes trunk] Damn you and your luggage! [rushes to car]
Viola Fields: [rushes to car] Ruby? Ruby? Ruby, your not going to leave me like everyone else, are you?
Ruby: Of course not! You old slut!

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Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: [after Viola throws her wedding dress out of the car] Motherfu-!

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Viola Fields: The flower girls are drunk again!

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[first lines] [Charlie sitting at her desk at home. Phone rings. Charlie lets the answering machine pick up and listens to the recording]
Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: [Answering machine message] Hi, it's Charlie. Leave a message. [Answering machine beeps to signal beginning of message]
Carol, from LA Temp Agency: [Leaving message on answering machine] Hi Charlie, it's Carol from the L.A. Temp Agency. Listen, Dr. Patel's office needs you for tomorrow. Is that ok? Let me know. Bye. [Answering machine beeps signaling end of message]
Remy: [Charlie sketching] [Remy walks in with cup of coffee and toast]
Remy: Morning neighbor. [Chews toast]
Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: Heeeyyy... [Looks at Remy and gestures to his hands]
Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: Help yourself.
Remy: [Lifts hands holding coffee and toast in acknowledgement] Oh thanks, I was out of everything.
Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: Uch, why do I even bother? [Stands up while wadding sketch up into ball. Walks past Remy]
Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: You know Remy, I gave you that key for emergencies... Extreme emergencies. [Unseen Charlie throws sketch backwards and we see Remy catch it]
Remy: [Shakes sketch open] It was! I needed caffeine... Oh, now this is good. I'd even wear it.
Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: Good, cause I gotta go. I'm late for my first client. [Walks out of closet and to bedroom door]
Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: But you stay, have breakfast, take a shower... open my drawers. [Smirks at him and leaves]

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